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Vin Diesel Facts!

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by DonkeySmiler, 8 Dec 2005.


  1. DonkeySmiler

    DonkeySmiler Eater of Gnomish Persons DragonWolf

    I don't think I have laughed this hard at a website in awhile.....

    http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

    It reminds of the Bill Brasky sketch from SNL. For some reason I just find this kind of stuff hilarious.
     
    DonkeySmiler, 8 Dec 2005
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  2. Asp

    Asp Administrative Officer Officer

    Officer
    "There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. F$@% you, team"

    I like that one myself.. I try to live to a similar credo when I can.. :lol:
     
    Asp, 8 Dec 2005
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  3. DonkeySmiler

    DonkeySmiler Eater of Gnomish Persons DragonWolf

    "When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down." :D
     
    DonkeySmiler, 8 Dec 2005
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  4. ORANGE

    ORANGE DragonWolf

    ORANGE, 8 Dec 2005
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  5. Ofaloaf

    Ofaloaf

    -Vin Diesel once performed a miracle by turning water into funk.
    -Vin Diesel knows the muffin man.
    -Vin Diesel does not see the colour red. He hears it.
    -Vin Desiel doesn't use silverware, he just folds the plate in half and drops it down his throat.
    -Vin Diesel's appendix is not vestigal.
    -Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
    -If Mr. T and Chuck Norris were to meet in a cage match, every child in Asia would die.
     
    Ofaloaf, 8 Dec 2005
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  6. Dirgon

    Dirgon

    Haha, that stuff was great.

    When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

    Was my favorite.
     
    Dirgon, 12 Dec 2005
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  7. Derfud

    Derfud

    My personal Fav.

     
    Derfud, 13 Dec 2005
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  8. Paladin

    Paladin

    ummm i must have missed something, these are not even remotely funny :confused:
     
    Paladin, 13 Dec 2005
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  9. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Your missing half the funny if you just look at the top 30 list. You can have hours of fun with the fact generator.

    http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?

    -Vin Diesel is Victoria's Secret.
    -Sooner or later Vin Diesel will run out of people to fight, at this point he will have to fight himself, we call this the apocalypse.

    My all time fav:

    -The story of Jesus is really the story of Vin Diesel's travels in the middle east.
     
    Great Dane, 13 Dec 2005
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  10. KickedOut

    KickedOut

    :lol:
     
    KickedOut, 16 Dec 2005
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