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Stupid People.

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Great Dane, 17 Dec 2001.


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  1. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    So there I am peacefully sleeping at 2:30 AM when the phone rings and it's one of my friends. Here is how the conversation went.........

    Me "hello"

    Him "Hey Bud, I'm gonna pay you the money I owe you"

    "Oh yeah? When"

    "Tomarrow"

    "All of it?!?"

    "Yep, I just won $50,000 in the lottery"

    "YOU WHAT!!!!!!"

    *insert 30 min story of scratchers, and winning, and questions about how to invest the money, followed by a long puase*

    Me "You still there? Scott didn't kill you and take the ticket did he?"

    Him "um.......no. I read it wrong, I didn't really win anything."

    "You what? You didn't win"

    "Well I won $15, but I read the other ticket wrong. I didn't hit it for 50K"

    "Do I still get my money tomarrow?"

    "No, I can't afford it right now.................So How you been?"

    "I been sleeping you moron! WTF do you think people do at 2:30 AM on a Sunday?!?!"

    "Oh...........ok, I'll talk to you later"

    Click

    How stupid do you have to be to call all your friends in the middle of the night and tell them you one the lottery when all you have is a losing ticket?
     
    Great Dane, 17 Dec 2001
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  2. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus DragonWolf

    *laughs*

    I made a thread like this a while ago

    no idea where it went though
     
    Asmodeus, 17 Dec 2001
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  3. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    That really happened to me last night though. Did yours involve a friend calling you in the middle of the night?
     
    Great Dane, 17 Dec 2001
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  4. Whizzpopper

    Whizzpopper [TNP]

    heeheehee

    what a doofus. :D
     
    Whizzpopper, 17 Dec 2001
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  5. Tbeast

    Tbeast Recruitment Officer Officer Elder

    Officer
    :rofl:

    Next time you see him :fight:
     
    Tbeast, 17 Dec 2001
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  6. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Naw, for some people living is punishment enough.
     
    Great Dane, 17 Dec 2001
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  7. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :rofl:
     
    Hamma, 17 Dec 2001
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  8. Tbeast

    Tbeast Recruitment Officer Officer Elder

    Officer
    Then how about some :twak: ing ???
     
    Tbeast, 17 Dec 2001
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  9. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Damn your friend is stupid. Even I know how to spell tomorrow. :cool:
     
    mtx, 17 Dec 2001
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  10. Mentalcase

    Mentalcase

    Mentalcase, 17 Dec 2001
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  11. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    hahahah thats sweet
     
    Hamma, 17 Dec 2001
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  12. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus DragonWolf

    actually
    I work with stupid people
    am friends with stupid people
    and make fun of stupid people.

    On a side note, I managed to pull a brakestand on the snow. :/
     
    Asmodeus, 17 Dec 2001
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  13. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :huh:
     
    Hamma, 17 Dec 2001
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  14. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Snow? Oh yeah it is December. Lets see what's the date... DECEMBER 17th!! I haven't bought any gifts yet! Ahh crap!
     
    mtx, 17 Dec 2001
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  15. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    I havent either :eek:
     
    Hamma, 18 Dec 2001
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  16. PumpMonkey

    PumpMonkey

    Jeepers~!
    Although I normally abhor violence ;) ...perhaps you ought to throw him out a 12-story window, to see if he hits the ground like a hefty bag full of vegetable soup?
    But don't worry about it too much - if your life were like a movie, he would appear in the credits as "Irritating man number 3".

    ~PM~

    "The 'Hammer'; Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit."
     
    PumpMonkey, 18 Dec 2001
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  17. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Stop!!!

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    Hamma Time!!!
     
    Great Dane, 18 Dec 2001
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  18. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :huh:

    :hammer:
     
    Hamma, 18 Dec 2001
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  19. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    I'm here :cool:

    sigh... is good to be me :D
     
    mtx, 18 Dec 2001
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  20. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    That's debatable ;)
     
    Hamma, 18 Dec 2001
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