How many 5150s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

These are the jokes from last nights TribesTalk for those of you who weren't able to listen in.

...and thank you to all of you guys who idle in #tribestalk and to all of you who help out. It means a lot to me. I know I'm a newbie at this internet radio stuff. Thanks for your support.


Q. - How many 5150s does it take to change a light bulb?
A. - None. They retired before the light bulb burned out.

Q. -How many cheaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. -None. With lightbulbhack.cs, the light bulb auto-changes itself.


Q. - How many Newbies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. - It takes About 8 Newbies and they go through a lot of lightbulbs before they come up with a brilliant plan to flip on the light switch.


Q. - How many PNET vice presidents does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. - Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure PNET gets $2 from everyone who watches.

Q. - How many Tribal War posters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. - Oh, they're not going to change the lightbulb. They just wanted to complain about the room being dark.

Q. - How many Tribes developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. - They said the light bulb works fine on the systems in their office . . .

Q. - How many shrike pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. - One. He can ram the old one, replace it with a new one and get all the way back across the map to kill the enemy capper and return the flag without taking any damage.

Q. - How many HO riding in a havoc does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. - We don't know. The havoc never made it.

Q. - How long does it take someone using PJ's scripts to change a light bulb?
A. - It depends on how many burnt-out lightbulbs the scripts call for first.

Q: - How many Tribes 1 players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: - One, but he'll swear up and down that it took much more skill for him than it would take for a Tribes 2 player to change a lightbulb.

...So many people to offend...so little time. ~