Hostile Takeover!!!

Could?

Have!

Speaking of the , where is he? mtx and I have been owning all day with no sign of a guard dog...

 

He's a dawg.. they get old and tired after a while.

 

Yeah, I had a dog like that once.....

Well, until he got run over by a Shrike.

 

Hamma got it right.

They give me the weekends off so I can have a little R&R

 

Dane what do you suck for a living again?

 

Ask your old lady

 

Well she said she saw you but couldn't remember where then we asked her younger brother and he says you sucked him.

I understand though.. don't worry I'll come keep your wife warm while your at work.

 

Another pathetic attempt to pass your homo erotic fantasys about little boys off on someone else I see. Dening it only make you look more guilty. Come out of the closet.

 

I must confess!

I was raped by my wife

That's how the... okay I'm not good at this. Sorry Dane I'm just not good at being gay.

The only way I see my comment relating me to gay is if your wife is a man.

wins again

 

I'm not married.

= lose.

 

loses this meaningless struggle

loses in reality

 

And how do you figure that? I have gf, and everybody knows that the fastest way to kill a womans sex drive is to put a ring on her finger.

gf = win

wife = no sex.

 

I used to think that to.

girlfriend = worthless bitch that wants your money and your time.

wife = better

 

So are you saying I should think about upgrading my operating system?

 

No cause then you might have pups.. we can't have that.. uh.. gotta go simpsons are on!

 

Another thread sucessfully guarded.

 

u cant get rid of me