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Medieval taunting/insults

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Derfud, 26 Jun 2003.


  1. Derfud

    Derfud

    Well, being completely bored out of my mind, I decided to make this thread, however completely off topic, about Medieval taunts, or insults, just think of something a medieval character would say. I will post a few, they can get to be really funny. (Try using olde english :))

    "Begone foul heathen!"

    "Havet the! Coward!"

    "Guards! Smite him!"

    "Fool, thou hast taken the sword of smiting! We will for sure be smoten!"
     
    Derfud, 26 Jun 2003
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  2. Yehoshua

    Yehoshua

    It's: "Have at thee, coward!" Pissant.

    The past-tense of 'smite' is SMITTEN, half-wit.

    I'm partial to: "Your mother was a goat and your father smelt of elderberries," myself.

    In summation: You, sir, are nothing but a base knave.
     
    Yehoshua, 26 Jun 2003
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  3. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Shazboteth!
     
    Great Dane, 26 Jun 2003
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  4. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Mavicator knew about this a long time ago.
     
    mtx, 26 Jun 2003
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  5. Squeeky

    Squeeky

    :lol:
     
    Squeeky, 26 Jun 2003
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  6. Yehoshua

    Yehoshua

    Cur. Wench. A pox on all your houses.
     
    Yehoshua, 26 Jun 2003
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  7. Diocletian

    Diocletian

    "Thou art shall poop thy pantelones."

    "Yo sir! Thou shall not hate thy playa, but shall not tolerate what they call the game."



    Ok, so they aren't ACTUAL quotes, but I tried.:D
     
    Diocletian, 26 Jun 2003
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  8. PumpMonkey

    PumpMonkey

    PumpMonkey, 26 Jun 2003
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  9. Derfud

    Derfud


    I type it how i say it, and i made up smoten, it sounds funny :)
     
    Derfud, 26 Jun 2003
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  10. Diocletian

    Diocletian

    Wipe thy ugly face thou wretched half-faced winter-cricket!


    :p
     
    Diocletian, 26 Jun 2003
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