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A good day, er, way to die!

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by 45 semi, 10 Feb 2002.


  1. 45 semi

    45 semi

    Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs
    Wednesday January 16, 2002

    http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020116/101119320009.html


    GENEVA - A fun-filled bachelor party at a strip club turned deadly when a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts.

    The mind-boggling drama unfolded, say cops, while Daniel Greene was attending his bachelor party at the Pretty Kitty strip club.

    The club had been rented out for the private affair.

    According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a lap dance when disaster struck: One of the strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts.

    Witnesses said that Greene had had his fair share of beer, but didn't seem out-of-control.

    When the song "I'm Too Sexy" began to play, Greene became excited and began to dance on the tabletop, hooting and hollering, pals said, "like an idiot."

    Miss Kane, apparently pleased to see someone enjoying her choice in music, moved in closer.

    When Greene took his seat, she began giving him a lap dance, shaking her breasts in his face.

    The more she shook, the deeper Greene got lost in her cleavage.

    "Daniel was having so much fun," partygoer John Gillman said.

    "We all thought he loved being in that gal's chest.

    "Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?"

    Cheering onlookers eventually realized that Greene was no longer moving, and pulled him from between Miss Kane's breasts.

    Now Greene's family is suing Miss Kane and the Pretty Kitty for wrongful death.

    Greene's father, George, won't specify the amount they are suing for, but claims that it isn't about the money.

    "Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters.

    "The Pretty Kitty should not have allowed Miss Kane to have her bust enhanced to the size that she did.

    "We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range."

    Kandy Kane made a statement through her attorneys: "I thought he liked it in there. "

    The Pretty Kitty declined comment.
     
    45 semi, 10 Feb 2002
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  2. Tbeast

    Tbeast Recruitment Officer Officer Elder

    Officer
    :jawdrop:
     
    Tbeast, 10 Feb 2002
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  3. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    hmmm. Well if i had to pick a way to go :D
     
    Hamma, 10 Feb 2002
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  4. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    It was the best of times it was the worst of times.
     
    mtx, 10 Feb 2002
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  5. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Not the worst way to go, that's for sure!
     
    Great Dane, 11 Feb 2002
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  6. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    :cool:
     
    mtx, 11 Feb 2002
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  7. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Time to change your title to Hamma Jr.
     
    Great Dane, 11 Feb 2002
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  8. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    You will die a slow and painful death smoker.

    You should really try to quit. It isn't as hard as you think it is. Just quit and instead of smoking get a hobbie. Something that relaxes you. BUT whatever you do don't start drinking heavy or your liver will be worse than your lungs.

    I'd hate to lose my dawg to cancer. I'd be pissed if you died. I've invest a lot of money into this sniper rifle to shoot yooo.. I mean show you. Heh heh
     
    mtx, 12 Feb 2002
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  9. WarChilde

    WarChilde DragonWolf

    it was the most serious of times, it was the funniest of times
     
    WarChilde, 12 Feb 2002
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  10. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    I think I'll go have a smoke now.

    :smoker:
     
    Great Dane, 13 Feb 2002
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  11. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Shoot move communicate
    Kill destroy terminate


    I'm sitting in my foxhole.
    Bullets over head.
    Up jumps charlie.
    I shot the fucker dead.

    Airboooooooooooooorrrrrrrrnn
    Rangerrrrrrrrrr rrrrr rrr rr r r rr!
     
    mtx, 13 Feb 2002
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  12. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    OK.

    A real American Hero. MTX is there.
     
    Great Dane, 13 Feb 2002
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  13. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    He'll fight for pot where ever there's trouble MTX is there.

    MTX American hero.

    MTX is there.

    MTX is the code name for some fool who seriously needs something to do.


    That's it I'm going to go chase that dog around.
     
    mtx, 13 Feb 2002
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  14. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Capture it and take pictures.
     
    Great Dane, 14 Feb 2002
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  15. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    If the dog was pretty I would take pictures.

    Unfortunatly it isn't so I hunt it to take it to a better place where it can get help or mercy but it wont suffer.
     
    mtx, 14 Feb 2002
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  16. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Take piuctures.
     
    Great Dane, 14 Feb 2002
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  17. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    I will if I ever see it again. I chased it over two hills but it will be back sooner or later. They always come back.
     
    mtx, 14 Feb 2002
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  18. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Get a hot dog, and make it come to you to get the Hot Dog, then grab it!!
     
    Great Dane, 14 Feb 2002
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  19. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    I just figured I'd hit it with a large soft object. Maybe something like a bunch of old clothing balled up in a pillowcase. That way I could safely knock him off his feet and then use gloves to grab him. I'll knock the shit out of this dog if it shows signs that it will put up a fight. I'm not taking chances with no animal.
     
    mtx, 14 Feb 2002
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