Airport job that sucks

Breast fed babies have the best of the best of the best...and are the best of the best.

I breast fed mine ...my daughter till she was 1 and my son till he was 2. Dang...it made them both geniuses...or maybe they're genetic mutations.


...regardless. The big issue at the airport was always the diaper bag. I remember asking the security guard at DFW who searched my daughter's diaper bag if he was checking for loaded diapers and he didn't think that was funny. He said if I kept that up, I was going to be strip searched. I remained silent for the rest of the search. This was way before 911, too. OMG...

 

I was coming back from Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and the airport security folks were not very nice. The woman that called me over to have me dig out all my stuff, search me (etc.) was a little unprofessional and unpleasant. (It is as though she had seen too many Robert Conrad battery commercials.)
Anyway...when she came across my business cards she became a little more animated and asked if her son could call me.
"Not after the way you've treated me." was my reply.
She finished her search, and I was promptly dismissed and left to re-pack all my stuff and board the plane.

I don't understand people who are so fascinated with Mexico. Perhaps it deserves a second chance, but I'd rather spend my time and money elsewhere...

~PM~

 

What does your business card say exactly?

<--- Curiousity Piqued

 

Some good dope comes from Mexico.

And those little vibrating dogs..which can be a hazard. You see, when all these vibrating dogs get in vibration sync, earthquakes happen...so those in charge need to know where these little bulgy eyed creatures are at all times..so they can monitor the vibrations.

 

I think it says, "Be nice to me and your son will have a good future in his career of choice."

Too bad for her son...she should have read the business card before she did the drug search on Sterling. ~

 

Yeah, my brother is coming back from Edinburgh Scotland next week. He may end up having to ship some of his luggage back home instead of taking it with him on the plane because of recent events.

 

Ingwe...
Is that image from Toturo?

~PM~

 

Well...sort of, a bit hard to explain