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Naw, It's always like this on the week ends.

 

Yeppers he's be tellin duh tooth.

 

So I'm laying in my bed when i hear the cows making noise outside. Then the cows start jumping over the electric fence. They come into the house and look at me. One of them speaks he says.. "Moo mo mo mooo mo" Some how I understand that he said "Mirrors are more fun than telivision", just don't ask me how I know this. The cow starred at me with its cold eyes when i woke up to the phone ringing. I picked up the phone and it was the lady from the video store. She asked for my wife. After I told her that my wife wasn't here she let me know that a video was two days late.

I realized it was I who rented the video for my brother in law and he had yet to return it. For some reason the lady thought my wife rented it. My wife watchs horror movies not "BabeWatch".

Yes it is exactly what you think it is... and now I must make him return it.

 

Never!

 

Damn I think Queens's going into a drunken rage! Okay.. listen to me Queen.. put.. the.. ROOTBEER.. down...

 

nah..we are all just too busy sleeping till 3 in the afternoon to post anything..

 

Yeah then why are you awake? It's only 2 something.

 

Be thankful you guys have normal jobs.

I work all through the weekend.

 

Let me guess.. Asmo is in the restaraunt buisness and you are in the factory work. Am I close?

 

I work at a farm
YEEEHAAAAAAA

 

So - I was helping Angel (yes, the vampire) out on a mission. We had to use my POS rechargeable flashlight because Racewiz took out the generators with a spinfusor, and, Wesley was SURE to point out that my flashlight wasn't going to last long.
Anyway - I got the gens partially repaired then heard a sound that was either a sheild pack or a cloak pack and....My alarm went off....

It seems that work mixed with gaming can confuse the subconciouss mind.
Some of us love their jobs, even though we're on salary and willingly work from 7am to 7pm......and have kids. This makes for a tired mind and it only compounds the issue. And now, for some unknown reason, my wifes words come back to me - "Our childs first deliberate words were- 'Uh-oh'. Now tell me that isn't an omen of things to come..."

~PM~

"Welcome to the working week..."
-Elvis Costello

 

Dreams are the way my subconsious torments me in my sleep.

 

So I finally get my "counterstrike" armor and try it on. It feels like an extension of my own body. I'm flying around, having the time of my life, when I come across a Mark 5. I try to hide from it but it doesn't work. All these S.A.M.S. start flying out of it and start unleash railgun fire on me. My enercial barrier protects me and I start feeling invincable.

A sudden rush of anger comes over me. I attack the the S.A.M.S. at point blank and brutally begin killing them. They don't make any noises as they die but I know they are dead because of the blood that shoots out of their S.A.M.S. armors. The Mark 5 turns around and starts rolling away fast. The people inside were scared. I don't know how but I knew this. I could see them inside rushing around. One of them gets in turret and begins firing at me as I chase them.

The person inside is to scared to shoot straight and misses me completly. I over take the Mark 5 and shoot my way into the back of it to kill them. As I step into the back they scream. I realize they are all women and I become shocked. I don't want to kill them but it was part of the agreement I made to be able to have a Counterstrike power armor. I step out of the now stopped Mark 5 and launch mini missles inside. The inside of the Mark 5 bursts into flames. I fly away as fast as I can but I still hear them screaming as if I never left.

 

Do your demons - do they ever let you go?
When you've tried, do they hide, deep inside?
Is it someone that you know?

 

That's another song huh?

 

It's a rainbow in the dark.