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Daughters

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Manitou, 29 Mar 2002.


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  1. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    Let me tell you... I have a 16 year old daughter who is under the impression that she is God's gift to the world. Well, she is God's gift to me, but it will be a few more years before she is presented to the world!

    But, she is a very interesting person in her own right. Sure, I banned her from the CDL Forums for a while. (Rayz, had nothing really to do with you!) She had begun to step into a facet of the internet we all know exists: the ability to rip and flame with no repercussions because we are all to some extent anonymous. I don't want her thinking she can just trample people's feelings and opinions without holding a responsibility for her actions. She is learning this and has since said she was sorry. She understands that words can hurt more than any physical blows sometimes...

    Daughters are deep and complicated creatures! I have always wanted a son and always wondered what it would be like to have a young man running around the house. But I have come to realize that little girls are amazingly comforting. They have a completley different view of me than anyone else, including my beautiful bride. I am a hero. I am a "super-friend". I have unmeasured wisdom. Even though as they become teen-agers the refrain "You just don't understand me" is heard a lot, I know that when trouble comes, or questions arise that she can't answer, she comes to daddy (and its always daddy with daughters!) and knows I will have the answer (whether I do or not.)

    Some day when they leave the nest, it will be me and my wife. Yes, it is a neat thought having the ability to get into any bathroom unimpeded and not have blow-dryer cords all over. It will be nice to be able to leave the toilet seat up and not receive the condemnation of the "wet bottom masses". I won't get screeched at for walking into a room where "girl things" are being discussed (as if it was anything I would understand anyway). But it will be a lonely place without these wonderful creatures. I will miss them dearly.

    Just some thoughts I had...

    Mani
     
    Manitou, 29 Mar 2002
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  2. Dragon

    Dragon

    Manitou,

    When I met Ashley she was sweet and kind. I know she still is.
    Good luck and like said before, welcome to Adolesence :)


    Time to turn this into fun and make the most of it Manitou:
    When she starts dating....Dress in Cami's when her date arrives and act gung ho and have a AK-47 in your hand when you greet him.

    Or dress up in tough redneck style and have a cordless chainsaw in hand.

    During the whole time of his visit while he is waiting for your daughter, have that crazed look in your eye like you wanna take someones head off and never look away. just stare even though he may not look at you.

    Burp and fart once in a while and if he looks at you, say: "WHAT, you never let one rip before"

    Then as they are walking out the door...say: " Bring her back on time, cause I have a SHOVEL and a GUN and I don't think anyone will miss you "

    :D ha ha ha...the joys of parenthood
     
    Last edited: 29 Mar 2002
    Dragon, 29 Mar 2002
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  3. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    My brother in law is just starting to go through all this. My niece is 12 now, and going to be 132 in September.
     
    Great Dane, 29 Mar 2002
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  4. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    132 years old that quick?
     
    Hamma, 29 Mar 2002
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  5. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Some times i have trouble with the conversion from people years to dog yeas, and back.
     
    Great Dane, 29 Mar 2002
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  6. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    Dane is trying to talk like Hamma
     
    Manitou, 29 Mar 2002
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  7. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    yesh
     
    Hamma, 29 Mar 2002
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  8. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    HAHAHAHA!! ROFLMAO

    Drunk bum
     
    Manitou, 29 Mar 2002
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  9. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Who's drunk?
     
    Great Dane, 29 Mar 2002
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  10. Tbeast

    Tbeast Recruitment Officer Officer Elder

    Officer
    got the day off and getting drunk ? lol
     
    Tbeast, 29 Mar 2002
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  11. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Nope. I am at work wishing I had the day off.
     
    Great Dane, 29 Mar 2002
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  12. Ingwë

    Ingwë DragonWolf<BR>The Goose!

    no you are also wishing that you would be member of the day when the server was up! muahahahahahah.
     
    Ingwë, 29 Mar 2002
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  13. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    h8
     
    Great Dane, 29 Mar 2002
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  14. Whizzpopper

    Whizzpopper [TNP]

    Man, been awhile since I've been around here.... :D


    My daughter's only 4, so I got a few years to grow gray hair about all that. But here's a good daughter dating story:

    This was about 10 years ago or so, when my dad was good friends with the local chief of police. Real bada$$, 6'4, rock solid, a guy who would gladly crush you if you got in his way. Also a guy you really really want on your side. :D Anyway, his 15-year old girl was about to go on her first date. While she was upstairs getting ready, he sat the young man down for a talk.

    He quietly and calmly told the kid, "Here's how it is. I want her home by 10 pm. That doesn't mean 10:30, that doesn't mean 10:05. For every minute that she's late, I'm gonna break one of your fingers."

    She was home by 9:30.
     
    Whizzpopper, 29 Mar 2002
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  15. Ingwë

    Ingwë DragonWolf<BR>The Goose!

    :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
     
    Ingwë, 29 Mar 2002
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  16. southernrebel

    southernrebel Dragon Wolf daughter

    hey
    daddy look i know i wasant supposed to say nething n here but i just wanted to say that was very sweet of u to put that and that last night i am sorry that i was mean and said what i did but u have to understand i get up set when u think heather of all people does drugs b/c u know she doesnt. that is my best friend and i there for her wether she is wrong or right becuase that is what a best friend does. i hope u understand where i am coming from
    ash
    lucky
     
    southernrebel, 30 Mar 2002
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  17. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Oh you've got to tell me the secret to molding your daughter like that. I would be so proud if my daughter was egotistical. It is a lot better than those girls who whine.. I think.

    Well I hope your daughter has a lot of fun terrorizing you. ;)
     
    mtx, 30 Mar 2002
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  18. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    Daughters are a good thing. Mine suprises me every day.
     
    Om, 30 Mar 2002
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  19. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    No Kids, No worries :D
     
    Great Dane, 31 Mar 2002
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  20. Whoha

    Whoha

    i dont know , hits to the gut are pretty painful

    especially getting the wind knocked out of you, id rather be flamed then have that happen.
     
    Last edited: 31 Mar 2002
    Whoha, 31 Mar 2002
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