From Wisconsin

There was this Norwegian farmer, Ole, from Minnesota,
and he is going to Wisconsin to buy a cow on a sale.
Ole gets to Wisconsin and buys the nicest looking cow
there, takes it home. Getting ready to milk it, Ole
grabs a hold of the teats, pulls, and the cow farts.
Ole thinks to himself, "Uffda, oh what da heck," and
he grabs a hold of the teats, pulls once more and the
cow farts again. At this point, in walks his Swedish
neighbor, Sven. Eyeing Ole's new cow, Sven asks could
he try milking it as it sure looks like a good milk
cow. Ole Replies with a ya, and Sven grabs a hold,
pulls on the cow's teats and the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, "Ya buy dis cow in
Wisconsin?
Ole says, "Yah, I did, but I never told ya dat.
How'd ya know I bought da cow in Wisconsin?"
Sven says.............."My wife, Hilda, is from
Wisconsin."