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Funnay 1 FW: A Parrot 's Story

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by ShadowSkillz, 29 Aug 2003.


  1. FW: A Parrot 's Story

    Once again Justin brings you teh junk mail from work.


    A Parrot 's Story
    A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful
    parrot. There was a sign on the cage that read $50.
    "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
    The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first ...
    that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes he
    says some pretty vulgar stuff."
    The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
    anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room,
    and waited for it to say something. The bird carefully looked around the
    room, then it looked at her and said, "New house ... new madam."
    The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought,
    "That's not so bad."
    When her two teenage daughters returned from school the parrot looked at
    both of them, and said, "New house ... new madam ... new hookers."
    The girls were at first a bit offended, but then began to laugh about
    the whole situation.
    She then began to think about how to explain this to Keith, her husband.
    Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work. Before he had
    time to close the door, the bird took one look at him and said, "Hi
    Keith."
     
    Last edited: 29 Aug 2003
  2. mtx

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  3. ...and so this parrot would 'spring' into a string of profanities (the only language that all coders are proficent in) and this truly irked the owner.
    The parrot was told to NOT say such things again, and for a time...it held.
    But soon enough - the parrot was at it again. A slew of curse words that would make a sailor jealous~!
    The parrot was threatened to NEVER say such things again...or ELSE~!
    For a time...it worked.
    Finally - the parrot said the wrong thing and was promptly thrown in to the freezer....
    It surveyed it's surroundings and spied a frozen chicken in the freezer next to him. After 45 minutes, the parrot was released from the ice-box. Strangely docile and seemingly thoughtful; the parrot was placed back upon his perch in his cage. As the door closed, he inquired politely -

    "May I as what the chicken had done?"

    ~PM~
     

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