FW: Story of a Hippie

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits
down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and
gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every
Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is
dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous
powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming
to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the
cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about
his face. "Have sex with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict
himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her
virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with
her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with
a flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!