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He yelled "I hold up busses!" ?

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by PumpMonkey, 22 Apr 2005.


  1. From the Headlines –

    "Police are today searching for two young Scots who held up and robbed a coach load of tourists on a remote Highland road. Disguised as a clown and a wolf-man, they took an estimated 600 pounds in cash and an unknown quantity of valuables from the forty frightened passengers before riding off into the hills again."

    One of the policemen was quoted while in pursuit of these Highwaymen;
    “They’re firing on us~! I’ve been waiting for this my whole life~!!”

    When informed that the Highwaymen were ‘bigger than the Loch Ness Monster’, Deputy Inspector Baird of Scotland Yard, (in charge of the investigation) had this to say of the suspects;
    “Grossly irresponsible criminal behavior of the most flagrant kind.”

    Shortly before their capture, the suspected highwaymen (who reached the 17th rank of the “Most Wanted men in Scotland” list) were overheard =

    Once suspect was overheard, sitting next to a tombstone, presumeably speaking to whomever was buried there
    Suspect #1:
    “I've been holding up busses. You know it - like robbing them~! Taking all the tourists money, been in the papers and everything. I'm really quite enjoying it. Anyway, I'll try not to get into any trouble.”

    Suspect #2 was overheard speaking to a female employee in the terminal of the bus company he had just robbed

    Woman: “I know you.”
    Suspect 2: “N-no you don’t. I-impossible, y-you can’t ~!”
    Woman: “I do know you. What do they call you?”
    Suspect 2: “My name is Will. You don’t know me. You’ve never seen me before.”
    Woman: “Maybe I’ll see you again then Will?”


    Suspect2: “I HOLD UP BUSSES~!!!”

    ~PM~
     
  2. Sad, if they had talent to do that they could have done more. Now they are just jail bait.
     

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