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How does a baby come out of a tummy?

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Om, 30 Nov 2001.


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  1. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    OK, I need answers quick. My son, the 4-year-old, was at the dentist's office the other day and we were talking about how the dentist's baby was almost ready to come out of her tummy. Then he asked me this question and the pressure was on. He wants to know if there's a hole, and where it is. :/


    What would you tell him?
     
    Om, 30 Nov 2001
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  2. 45 semi

    45 semi

    Gloss it over with...
    You go to the Doctor, and, the Doctor takes it out...

    all that is needed to be known at this point :)
     
    45 semi, 30 Nov 2001
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  3. Kaikou

    Kaikou

    that doesn't exactly solve the hole part though...and if hts' son is a pretty smart guy...he will wanna know how the doctor gets it out...eh, well if your son is a mature kind of guy (and from what I have heard, he is pretty intelligent) you may as well try telling the truth...cause sometimes it can get out of hand and...well...he will eventually find out the truth anyway :p


    edit: and remember the time he broght home that anatomically correct dog made from clay? that's a pretty big step for a 4 year old...

    another edit: my honest opinion on it...us humans have been shielding our children from the real world for a really long time...they really don't start learning much till they are 10 or older, but in my opinion, we really shouldn't worry about what they know when...if you think they can handle it, go for it.

    If you bring them up knowing what's right from wrong, then knowledge of stuff like this is an ally, not a risk.
    I actually learned about "the birds and the bees" at a pretty early age...(I believe I was around 6 or 7) [brag]cause I was quite the intelligent little kid[/brag] :D
     
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    Kaikou, 30 Nov 2001
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  4. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    I think I'd go with the truth. Tell him a stork takes it out :D
     
    Great Dane, 30 Nov 2001
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  5. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus DragonWolf

    *shrugs*

    I wouldn't go for the truth personally...
    because once you tell him the truth, he'll be asking well, how'd the baby get in there? etc etc..

    next think you know, you have a 4 year old asking men if they have any 'little soldiers'. :/

    Go for the stork. :/
     
    Asmodeus, 30 Nov 2001
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  6. Kaikou

    Kaikou

    its the stork?? .... you learn a new thing every day...I knew those crazy sex ed bastards were lying :p
     
    Kaikou, 30 Nov 2001
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  7. PMAN

    PMAN

    Tell the child the truth, better he learns while he's curious then when he's older and becomes emotionally devasted by it.
     
    PMAN, 30 Nov 2001
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  8. WarChilde

    WarChilde DragonWolf

    damn, im missing something, i never asked my parents that :confused:
     
    WarChilde, 1 Dec 2001
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  9. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    How the hell does your son get on these topics? What are you exposing your child to?
     
    mtx, 1 Dec 2001
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  10. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    He went to the dentist. She's pregnant and about to burst. I told him her baby was almost ready to come out of her tummy. He got curious and insisted I tell him how the baby comes out.

    I told him I would tell him later. The dentist thought it was hilarious. She laughed and said to him, "You've made your mommy blush!"
     
    Om, 1 Dec 2001
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  11. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Just when you thought you could answer any question a kid could ask this happens. How to maintane his inocents and explain this to him.

    Hey tell him it magically comes out. Just like Santa Claus magically comes into the house.
     
    mtx, 1 Dec 2001
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  12. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    Tough spot. Personally I dont think I ever asked my mom a question of that sort. Learned it on my own :p

    I'm not sure what I would say.. [evil]show him that TLC show where all the mothers give birth :eek:[/evil]
     
    Hamma, 1 Dec 2001
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  13. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    I've seen it once so all I can say about Mr Evils idea is "Dr. 2 stitches. :D
     
    mtx, 1 Dec 2001
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  14. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    If you wanted to be evil about it you show him the moive Alien and tell him that's how they pop out!!
     
    Great Dane, 1 Dec 2001
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  15. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :rofl:
     
    Hamma, 1 Dec 2001
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  16. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    You're not allowed to have children now. :)
     
    Om, 1 Dec 2001
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  17. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Yeah tell him that's what babies from the Taliban look like. :rofl:
     
    mtx, 1 Dec 2001
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  18. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Hey, it was just a sugestion.

    Can I have kids now?
     
    Great Dane, 1 Dec 2001
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  19. PMAN

    PMAN

    Seriously! Most shirnks say its better to just tell the kid how it works then go off making up some story about storks and other such claptrap.

    I mean, do you want your kid to hear it from you, when you can affect what kind of ideas he has about it, or from his health teacher in junior high? I'd perfer the former.
     
    PMAN, 1 Dec 2001
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  20. WarChilde

    WarChilde DragonWolf

    have your kid watch alien and tell'em thats how babies come out :)
     
    WarChilde, 1 Dec 2001
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