How dumb a fighting couple can be.

Thats actually pretty damn funny. But there is at least 3 days worth of reading there, I'll have to check it out later

 

Ain't that the truth.

 

Too damn funny.

 

my god.

That poor bastard.

I can't believe that he would actually fill out all that.... *phew*


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omg omg omg!!!


We had an earthquake here the other week. Surprisingly, I'm not being metaphorical. I mean we had an actual earthquake: in the geological rather than the emotional sense. It happened at about one o'clock in the morning, we were pretty close to the epicentre, and it was 4.8 on the Richter scale. Now, I'm depressingly aware that all you Californians are right now glancing up from your crystals and pausing mid-mantra to snort, '4.8? Poh. That's not an earthquake, that's just someone slamming a door.' Well, yes, I suppose it's all relative, but here in England where tectonics is less brash and showy, 4.8 is easily vulgar enough to stand out.
The important thing is that just before 1 A.M. the whole house shook. Naturally, this woke us up. Cupboards rattled and banged, furniture shivered across the floor, the bed struggled like it was possessed by the spirit of a wild animal that was trying to get out. The instant it ended, Margret's freshly woken face slid in front of me. Her voice irritated and her eyes accusatively thin, she hissed, 'Was that you?'




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

HAHAHA...omg....HAHAHA....im dy'n...that shit is funny..