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How to deal with an Anti-War protest.

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Great Dane, 19 Oct 2001.


  1. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    What to do if you happen upon a peace rally
    by stupid naive hemp-shirt-wearing college
    idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes
    needed:

    1) Approach dumb rich ignorant student talking
    about "peace" and saying there should be,
    "no retaliation."

    2) Engage in brief conversation, ask if military
    force is appropriate.

    3) When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"

    4) Wait until he says something to the effect of,
    "Because that would just cause more innocent
    deaths, which would be awful and we should
    not "cause more violence."

    5) When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the
    face as hard as you can.

    6) When he gets back up to punch you, point out
    that it would be a mistake and contrary to his
    values to strike you, because that would, "be
    awful and he should not cause more violence."

    7) Wait until he agrees that he has pledged not
    to commit additional violence.

    8) Punch him in the face again, harder this time.

    Repeat steps 5 through 8 until they understand that
    sometimes it is necessary to punch back .
     
  2. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    :dane: ---> :fight: <--- ghey protester

    :lol:

    Mani:mani:
     
  3. War protestors ====> :bash2: <=====Meh
     
  4. pah!

    hell with'em
     
  5. Whizzpopper

    Whizzpopper [TNP]

    Another thing that's fun....

    Wait until they've started a chant... Then parade around, yelling at the top of your lungs, "Beans, beans, the magical fruit! The more you eat... " etc. etc. etc. See how many of them you can get to switch chants. Then lead them all down to the grocery store for a pro-bean rally.

    :D
     
  6. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :confused:
     
  7. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    That was beautiful :dane: [​IMG]
     
  8. kickin the shit outta them would feel fun
     
  9. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    I hate these new wanna be hippies. Are they too stupid to notice that the reason the world is so fucked up right now is becuase the first batch of hippies screwed it up?

    You don't see any of them protesting this war do you? That's becuase thety are old enough and smart enough to know that they hurt this country back then and didn't help anything.

    Those who don't learn form history are doomed to repeat it.
     
  10. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    http://latimes.com/news/local/la-00...es-california


    BERKELEY -- The city resolution was watered way down by the time it passed, demanding a halt to the bombing in Afghanistan "as soon as possible."

    No matter. A week and a half later, America's best-known anti-war town is still being strafed with outrage. More than 1,000 letters and phone messages, many from angry New Yorkers, cover the big oval-shaped conference table in the mayor's office.

    "Shame on you," they say. And: "What the hell are you people thinking?" And: "Morons, morons, morons!!!" "Hitler and Yamamoto would have loved to have you guys in office." And lately, alarmingly: "I used to shop and dine in Berkeley, but those days are over." Some of the missives are signed, "Boycottingly yours."

    ....

    A clerk at the Gardener, a small furniture and gift shop, called the mayor and council--and, according to store managers, without their permission--to report that a local customer had canceled an order for a $1,500 table because she preferred to pay for shipping from Michigan rather than buy at home in Berkeley.

    Dana Goodell of Berkeley-based Homefinders Bulletin complained that she has suffered telephone harassment. "You have put me in a terrible position," she wrote in a letter to Spring. "I prefer to keep my personal political beliefs out of my business, but now I have to respond to customers and strangers who are calling me a traitor and other things."

    People Are Taking Business Elsewhere

    The Lowenberg Corp., a San Francisco property firm, canceled the purchase of a Berkeley property, writing in a letter to Dean that, "It is not our intention or desire to increase the tax base of a city that shows no loyalty and solidarity to our government."

    Dave Thompson, a contractor in nearby Orinda, said he notified his Berkeley lumber suppliers that he's taking his business elsewhere--a loss to the city, he estimates, of "maybe $15,000 a year."

    Todd D. Moritz, who works at a San Francisco Internet service provider, informed the city that he and his wife have decided not to make an offer on a $650,000 house in Berkeley they had wanted until the resolution. "I'm not a political person, but it just felt icky," he said in a phone interview this week. "We're going to head for more neutral ground."

    "I never expected to be so misconstrued," said Councilwoman Dona Spring, who sponsored the pacifist call that she thought would resonate throughout her city. "All the intentions were good."

    If only the same could be said for the fallout, said Mayor Shirley Dean, who opposed the measure.

    "In the 20 years I've been involved in Berkeley politics, I've never seen anything like this," Dean said, speaking by phone from Washington, D.C., where, to her relief, colleagues at a U.S. Conference of Mayors summit were too worried to rib her anywhere but in cocktail conversation. "The economy was already in a slump, and now I'm having to ask people not to boycott the city. I'm getting calls from Venezuela, Canada, the BBC. I mean we don't need this."

    Since Oct. 16, when the council weighed in on the U.S. military action, the city has been slammed in the national media and peppered with calls from frightened merchants who say business is disappearing as a result of the publicity. By Thursday, the letters to the city included at least 260 threats to dine, buy and invest elsewhere.
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  11. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    That's 100% true. People in the area are not very happy about that. No one will even go to Berkley much less by anything there. Those librals can dry and and blow away as far as the rest of the Bay Area is concerned.

    See in the bay area if you want you kid to be a nut ball hippey you send them to Berkley. If you want them to be normal you send them to Stanford.
     
  12. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    But Berkley has good headshops and.... um... nm
     
  13. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    So does San Jose, but we don't have Hippies or other dirty smelly people begging for change on every god damn corner.
     
  14. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    You ever notice that those bums like to hang out at the atms.
     
  15. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Not when I'm around. I just tell them "Beat it Hippie" and they leave.
     
  16. i just read the topic again, it could be a thing against me!!

    but then........damn, i read what you said and it made me wanna change my name to.........AntiWarChilde, but thats dumb so i had another beer and all was right with the universe
     
  17. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Firewater?
     

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