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Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by mtx, 8 Mar 2002.


  1. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    I can feel the bass.
     
    mtx, 8 Mar 2002
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  2. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    You got a fish in your pocket?
     
    Great Dane, 8 Mar 2002
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  3. Rayzer

    Rayzer

    Or is it in your pants?
     
    Rayzer, 8 Mar 2002
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  4. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Is feeling up a bass even legal?
     
    Great Dane, 8 Mar 2002
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  5. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    No.

    Endangered species

    :D
     
    Hamma, 8 Mar 2002
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  6. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    Large mouth bass? Small mouth bass?
     
    Manitou, 8 Mar 2002
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  7. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    It could be one of them Singing Bass that you get at Wal Mart
     
    Great Dane, 8 Mar 2002
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  8. Rayzer

    Rayzer

    Mani, we talken about MTX here, it's a Very Small Mouth Bass :D
     
    Rayzer, 8 Mar 2002
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  9. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Funny, in reguard to MTX I thought for sue we'd all agree he has a big mouth.





















    Bass that is :D
     
    Great Dane, 8 Mar 2002
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  10. MuTeD

    MuTeD

    very small ------> o
     
    MuTeD, 8 Mar 2002
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  11. Rayzer

    Rayzer

    :dane:
    :stupid:

    I was trying to infer that MTX had a small penis.

    I love it when i have to explain my jokes :rolleyes:
     
    Rayzer, 8 Mar 2002
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  12. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :rofl:
     
    Hamma, 8 Mar 2002
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  13. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    I got your joke.

    I just made my own.

    Who's stupid now?
     
    Great Dane, 8 Mar 2002
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  14. Ingwë

    Ingwë DragonWolf<BR>The Goose!

    there is this guy that is a total losser at work and everyone hatesa him but he thinks he is so great. anyway he has a really small **** and when ever he comes over to talk to one of us we start saying "it was two inches long" and other things like that and when he leaves we shout out millimeter. He still doesn't know it is sooo funny.
     
    Ingwë, 8 Mar 2002
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  15. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Look on Morpheous and look for the song "3 inch tool" It's a spoof of that Hootie and the Blowfish song "I only want to be with you" and e-mail it to him.

    It's funny.
     
    Great Dane, 8 Mar 2002
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  16. Ingwë

    Ingwë DragonWolf<BR>The Goose!

    hahahaha thanks i'll definitely have to do that.
     
    Ingwë, 8 Mar 2002
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  17. Tbeast

    Tbeast Recruitment Officer Officer Elder

    Officer
    Also theres a Song out Called Short SHort Man , I'll have to find out who sings it
     
    Tbeast, 8 Mar 2002
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  18. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    I'm going to go to the billards tommorrow again. I had to replace a radiator hose clamp today. The other one was original and after I replaced the thermastat it just gave up and finally broke today.

    I love buying new parts for my car. I'm thinking about leaving both my computers in VA and just getting a nice system in a few months when I live in TX. My daughter grabed the cdrom tray and broke it off. :eek:

    Behold the power of a toddler. :ralf:
     
    mtx, 9 Mar 2002
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