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I usually don't post these but this one is particularly frightening

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Great Dane, 17 Oct 2001.


  1. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.

    I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information
    from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose
    cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true
     
    Great Dane, 17 Oct 2001
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  2. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    For a limited time only, I have the original "Anti-Alligator Tablets" that are used exclusively in Florida. Just drop these babies in and "viola!" they pop, fizz, and scare those nasty reptiles away!

    If you order now, the all time low price of $12.95 a tablet can be made available to you gaming friends! Remember, I don't just share this with anyone, but you guys are special! :D

    Mani
     
    Manitou, 17 Oct 2001
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  3. Arglaar

    Arglaar

    :rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
    :rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
    :rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
    :rofl::lol::rofl::lol:

    @

    :sargemani: & :dane:
     
    Arglaar, 17 Oct 2001
    #3
  4. Rayzer

    Rayzer

    :lol:
     
    Rayzer, 17 Oct 2001
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  5. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :rofl::lol:
     
    Hamma, 17 Oct 2001
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  6. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    We only got 10 more days to get prepaired. Mani send out those tablets!!
     
    Great Dane, 18 Oct 2001
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  7. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    Whoa there partner! Just because you alerted the ignorant masses to this most heinous of threats does not mean you get free tablets!

    For you, Dane, I will DRASTICALLY cut the pirce and give you the basement, bottom dollar charge of $12.00 per tablet!!!!! I will even give you the BONUS bulk price if you purchase 10 or more. For a bulk of 10, you get the LOWEST price of $119.99!!!! My gosh, yes, it is a sacrifice, but I am just that kind of friend and you mean that much to me!

    The rest of you most excellent gaming buddies, I will also break down and offer you the low, low bulk price of $64.75 if you buy 5 tablets! Can you beat that?!

    Sign up now, or call 1-800-rip-meoff!

    Manitou :D
     
    Manitou, 18 Oct 2001
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  8. brakums

    brakums Space Pirate

    but i have a big poop planned for the 28th. and I am going to go to the mall on Halloween... it's a big target for another terrorist attack yoo know. :p
     
    brakums, 18 Oct 2001
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  9. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    not in NH.. terrorists are afraid to mess with NH :p
     
    Hamma, 18 Oct 2001
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  10. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    I was thinking about going to the mall to poop on the 28th and just staying there until Halloween.

    Think it's safe?
     
    Great Dane, 18 Oct 2001
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  11. WarChilde

    WarChilde DragonWolf

    do whatever the hell you want
     
    WarChilde, 20 Oct 2001
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  12. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    :hi:

    no one asked you.

    :p
     
    Great Dane, 20 Oct 2001
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  13. WarChilde

    WarChilde DragonWolf

    i feel the need to propogate mine ideas upons this dust bowl we call.........earf
     
    WarChilde, 20 Oct 2001
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  14. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    :dane: :love:'s earf
     
    Great Dane, 20 Oct 2001
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  15. Warsprite

    Warsprite

    Aha! While all of you city-dwellers cower in fear of the toilet, I will simply flee into the forest preserve to do the deed!
     
    Warsprite, 20 Oct 2001
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