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It pays to be DUMB

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Dragon, 21 Jan 2002.


  1. I just spent the last 4 hours doing my taxes and my EX's.
    WHY do my EX's. cause she doesn't know how to do the taxes and if I let her try she'll end up messing it up and getting us both audited for the next 5 years. A child really complicates things :)
     
  2. taxes?

    wtf are those? :eek:
     
  3. Maybe thats one of those things that haven't yet made it to Canada, like running water and drive through liquer stores.
     
  4. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

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    Damn Canadians. :|


    :p
     
  5. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    They don't pay taxes there? I thought they were the US's 51st state?

    Mani
     
  6. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

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    :rofl:
     
  7. :confused:

    Why the hell would we want Canada as a state? Is sort of like Delaware only bigger.
     
  8. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    Look, its not like we wanted them, they kept bugging us till we did it to keep them from crying about it.

    They wanted the secret to the snow plow. Plus, with all the reindeer running around, they needed some rednecks from Texas to go up there and hunt them and keep the population down. Its all logical...
     
  9. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

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    lmao
    :rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
     
  10. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Don't kid yourself. Those Canadians are dagerous. There army spent millions researching, and designing a "Combat Bra" so the next time a Canadian woman aproaches you take heed. She could be packing more then cleavage!!!!
     
  11. You got bigger problems than what guns she might be carrying if a canadian woman is headed yer way!
     
  12. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Actully, Stuff magazine said that Canada had the best strip bars in the world. Acording to the article I read, they encourage you to touch the woman, and you can get a BJ for $10!!!
     
  13. Yeah, but the strippers aren't FROM Canada. They are mail order from the U.S. and Asian countries.
     
  14. Greetings,


    The Taxes in Canada are Horrible. I was born In Vancouver, B.C. Orignally and many of my family members still live there. I belive that last year my cousin ended paying 51% total tax. Canadians pay PST (Provential Sales Tax, 7% on sales or 10% on all alcohol sales) they also pay GST (Goods and Sales Tax, 7% flat rate on all sales and services)

    Cigarrettes can now go up to almost $9.00 dollars (Canadian) in some areas, Or about $5.58 in US.

    A carton of cigarettes can cost you up towards a total of
    $60.00 Canadian. the same thing that Washington State is doing now. Right now in Washington State Cigarettes now average $5.50 to $6.00 a pack. That is what they are calling the "Sin" Tax. Alcohol is now taxed .36 cents more per litre. And non-tribal indian casinos will also have a extra 10% tax taken off the top adding to the 20% they already pay.


    Farewell.....



    :ayb: :samuria: :manirw: :ninja:
     
  15. eh

    actually we've got an 8% pst over here knight ;)

    15% of all my spending money goes BACK to the government.

    Bastards.
     
  16. Holy shit, there are drive-through liquor stores? Sure as hell not in South Bend, Indiana. :huh:
     
  17. You need to go to Ohio fer that luxary. They have the most fuxored up liquer laws. They have state licenced liquer stores so you only get 1 per area (allowed to sell over 80 proof) but you also have drive throughs that are open 24 hours where you can drive in and they throw beer in yer trunk, you pay the people and you drive away. Very useful as a freshman when you pull up and get 15 cases of beer at 9:00pm fer the nights festivities.
     
  18. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

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    Cant go wrong with that
     
  19. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Rayzer had a lot of fun in his youth.
     

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