Men @ 45?

> > Subject: Happy Birthday
> >
> > Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't
> > feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast
> > knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy
> > Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
> >
> > As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,
> > let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's
> > wives for you, the children will remember.. The
> > children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
> >
> > So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty
> > low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my
> > secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. "Happy
> > Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone
> > had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet
> > knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a
> > beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
> > go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George,
> > that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
> > go!" We went to lunch.
> >
> > We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out
> > to a private little place. We had two martinis and
> > enjoyed lunch tremendously.
> >
> > On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
> > it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to
> > the office, do we?"
> >
> > I said, "No, I guess not."
> >
> > She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
> >
> > After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
> > you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and
> > slip into something more comfortable"
> >
> > "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
> >
> > She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
> > she came out carrying a huge birthday cake -----
> > followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
> > friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
> >
> > And I just sat there ----
> >
> >
> >
> > on the couch ----
> >
> >
> > naked.