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Murphy's Law for Tribes2

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Morganti, 5 Feb 2002.


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  1. Morganti

    Morganti Guest

    Why is it that a computer will never freeze except when you have the flag that will win the match for your team and are halfway back to your base?

    Why is it that important phone calls ONLY ever come in in the middle of a match where you have compiled insanely high amounts of kills and caps?

    Why is it that girlfriends and wives only want to have sex when you are in the middle of a great game of T2?

    Riddle me this Batman...
     
    Morganti, 5 Feb 2002
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  2. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Why is it that I can beat Rayzer in a duel every time unless people are in OBS watching me.
     
    Great Dane, 5 Feb 2002
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  3. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    Why is that carpentry is considered a hobby, when gaming is not? (So they can make stupid cabinets that are useful... so? I can cap a flag..sometimes... maybe... thats gotta be useful for something.)

    Mani
     
    Manitou, 5 Feb 2002
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  4. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    I wish that would happen to me :(
     
    Hamma, 5 Feb 2002
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  5. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Hamma you need to get a gf or a wife first, and then it will.
     
    Great Dane, 5 Feb 2002
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  6. KickedOut

    KickedOut

    He Does have one its just not inflated right now!
     
    KickedOut, 5 Feb 2002
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  7. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :|
     
    Hamma, 5 Feb 2002
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  8. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Count yourself as lucky Hamma, that was a lot nicer then the coments that i came up with ;)
     
    Great Dane, 5 Feb 2002
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  9. Rayzer

    Rayzer

    Why do I UE just as the game ends so I can't see how uber my score was?

    Why has Dane still not learned how to avoid a cocklance?

    Why do people insist on calling the other people I play games with "computer friends" and infer that they are not real people?

    Why can my wife completely ignore me during a soap opera and that be ok, but if I tell her to hold on for a minute while I finish one last guy off, I get in trouble?

    Why can't I have sex while playing computer games?
     
    Rayzer, 5 Feb 2002
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  10. Full Otto

    Full Otto Chain Gun Madman

    Why is it, I get one night a week gaming and am told that is all I ever do but my wife watches tv everynight which I can't interupt her and that is ok? :D

    Who is having sex while playing games!!! (now I know why my wife insisted on the computer in the basement 2 floor from the bedroom!!! and she said she was tired of the combat noises!)

    Why is it someone always hits the FTP server at the exact moment I am going to put the sweet kill on the most dispicable foe?

    Otto
     
    Full Otto, 5 Feb 2002
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  11. Morganti

    Morganti Guest

    I'm noticing alot of angst towards significant others here (or inflatable significant others if thats your thing) ;)
     
    Morganti, 5 Feb 2002
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  12. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    I once saw a sign that read "Super Safe Sex: Bolw Up Sheep Available Here!!"
     
    Great Dane, 5 Feb 2002
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  13. Morganti

    Morganti Guest

    Why is it that I never respawn where I need to, but instead respawn at the very freaking bottom of a base, the midbase, etc.

    Why is it that Tribes wont run on my computer at work?!?!? (damn the video card...damn it all to hell!)
     
    Morganti, 5 Feb 2002
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  14. Rayzer

    Rayzer

    Why isn't a shocklance insta kill from the front too?
     
    Rayzer, 5 Feb 2002
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  15. Morganti

    Morganti Guest

    I was thinking, they need to change the graphics on the shocklance to the back....Make it so that you see a boney hand under a black robe move up and touch the fellow on the shoulder, and he just falls over dead...then you hear a "MUHAHAHAHAHA" echoing all throughout the map ;)
     
    Morganti, 5 Feb 2002
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  16. Rayzer

    Rayzer

    Nah, I like the way the lance works now, the death messages are funny, and you just cant beat the way a fatty's legs just collape under it when you feed it your lance.
     
    Rayzer, 5 Feb 2002
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  17. Morganti

    Morganti Guest

    LOL...so when are you going to show me the dark ways of lancing Lord Rayzer? ;) Has DAoC really gripped you that badly that you cant tear yourself away from the endless bloodbath that is RvR? ;)
     
    Morganti, 5 Feb 2002
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  18. Rayzer

    Rayzer

    Big battle last night, my first, had to defend my realm, my wife got pissed cause i was ignoring her :(

    But I have over 500 realm points now, yeah I know that is pathetic, but its better than the 75 I had before.
     
    Rayzer, 5 Feb 2002
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  19. Morganti

    Morganti Guest

    Stop DAoC for one short hour and come school me oh wise cocklancer ;)
     
    Morganti, 5 Feb 2002
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  20. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :huh:
     
    Hamma, 5 Feb 2002
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