NASA’s Deep Impact Begets “Deep” Lawsuit

Arglaar · 5 Jul 2005

http://www.webpronews.com/business/topbusiness/wpn-54-20050705NASAsDeepImpactBegetsDeepLawsuit.html

Ms. Bai was not happy about one of the most significant celestial accomplishments in human history and is asking for $300 million in damages for her "moral sufferings," the same amount of the as the mission's cost.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope," said Bai in the legal documents, as reported by Russia's Izvestia newspaper.
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Manitou · 5 Jul 2005

Idiot.

ShadowSpawn · 5 Jul 2005

Brilliant!

Mignonne · 5 Jul 2005

Yeah for the Human Idiot!

Praetor-Vong · 5 Jul 2005

Why did I not think of this lawsuit...oh wait, cuz I have better things to do!

Cadaverus · 5 Jul 2005

Ms. Bai was not happy about one of the most significant celestial accomplishments in human history and is asking for $300 million in damages for her "moral sufferings," the same amount of the as the mission's cost.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope," said Bai in the legal documents, as reported by Russia's Izvestia newspaper.
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I vote that we put her on the comet.

Sarxis · 5 Jul 2005

If not for NASA, I wonder if she'd even known the comet was there?

ORANGE · 5 Jul 2005

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope," said Bai in the legal documents, as reported by Russia's Izvestia newspaper.
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Why obviioooouuuuuusly..........

Mignonne · 5 Jul 2005

Ms. Bai was not happy about one of the most significant celestial accomplishments in human history and is asking for $300 million in damages for her "moral sufferings," the same amount of the as the mission's cost.

"It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit, and correspondingly the ephemeris, will change after the explosion, which interferes with my astrology work and distorts my horoscope," said Bai in the legal documents, as reported by Russia's Izvestia newspaper.

I am going to take up astrology and predict that her life is going to change, but that she is NOT going to see $300 million dollars.. one would think that the stars would of told her to get over it!

Racewiz · 6 Jul 2005

I know judges can be morons but if this doesn't get dropped kicked out of court I'll be surprised and dismayed.

Nahola · 6 Jul 2005

is she blond? god people are so STUPID!!!!!!

Om · 6 Jul 2005

I'm sorry, but people who are really into horoscopes are usually so darned gullible and naieve it makes me sick, although, imagine if some mining expedition led to blasting satan out of hell. Then where are we supposed to tell people who piss us off to go? huh? huh? I would sue for fivehundredbajilliondollars to cover the costs of repairs to the underworld and all main roadways to it...

Great Dane · 6 Jul 2005

QueenRocket said:

imagine if some mining expedition led to blasting satan out of hell. Then where are we supposed to tell people who piss us off to go? huh? huh?
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Barstow, CA.

Ofaloaf · 6 Jul 2005

The comet was part of her grandparents' courtship, she claims, as her grandfather pointed out the comet to her grandmother during a romantic encounter.

(As the reporter has a stroke refraining from crude but entirely inappropriate jokes, feel free to think of your own here-to give you a boost, try phases like "heavenly body" and "deep impact.")

Scientists said the crash did not significantly alter the comets orbit and the explosion did not put Earth in any danger.
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This guy wins.

schrike · 7 Jul 2005

reminds me of a news reaport some yeres back. whitch had a obvosly pregnent woman standing near a small go kart trak reasintly built next to her home and sueing them for millyons of buks. saying its not the noys but the fumes of all thows engings that she feard would damidge her unborn chiled all this wile a lit segeret dangald frome her mouth .just makes you wana pore hot coffe in yore lap and pull severd fingers frome yore chilly dont it.

Manitou · 7 Jul 2005

True Schrike, true...

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