Never mess with a woman who can read

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort where the husband likes to get
up at the crack of dawn and fish, while the wife like to read.
One morning after an early morning fishing run, the husband returns and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out
and after motoring a short distance, anchors and sits back to read her book.
Soon a game warden came along.
“Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies (Thinking that it should be obvious).
“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any
moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the
woman.
“But, I haven’t touched you!” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment!”
“Have a nice day, Ma’am”, and he left.
MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.


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