New Private =ov= forum!!!!

Ok, I promise not to post in here or read any of the posts, I'm reading you loud and clear absolutly no posting in this thread.

 

I wanna make sure the =oV= guys know about thier thread, I don't want it to get lost amidst the :whore:ing. I won't post in here again

 

Finally, a private forum again!

I can't wait to tell the ==oV== guys about all the dirty secrets I learned about those CDL guys! HAHA.. Especially how Dane can't hold his liquor!! BOWHAHAHAA... good thing this is private!

 

i dont like it here, somebody is stealing my damn goats

 

I promise I didn't read any of the posts I just wanted to let you guys know that we have a little problem with one of our members abusing goats, so if you have any please beware of

/me points at

 

HAHAHAHHAA!

Oh no... CDL abuses goats too.. I can't wait until Cheese hears about this.

 

Once again, let me reiterate, I will not read any of the posts in here, and this will be my last post.

But I thought their might have been some confusion about my earlier post, -CDL- does not abuse goats, it is a problem with a single member,

 

Mmmmm.... BBQ Goat....

 

BTW .. since this is the new OV private forum ... No more posting.....

 

Did their forum get fixed?

 

Oh .. Wait ...

You don't think it's because Master's Fiber connection got cut do you?

 

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p.s. I read all the posts, your forum is no longer private, muhahahah

 

My =oV= private forum CDL story!!!!

Okay.. I am glad we finally have our private forum. Well.. Shit I just have to get this off my chest. CDL approached me and well they wanted to recruit me. Well of course I wanted to join them. I felt bad at first about abandoning =oV= but well CDL has Great Dane… Well this is where it gets really bizarre. We started talking particulars about what I needed to do and well they brought up the CDL initiation. I was like umm what? Well at this point I started thinking maybe I did make a mistake. These guys started telling me what I had to do and this shit was freaky.. First, GD tells me that I have to go buy a goat and a jar of vaseline.. He also gives me address to a place in Arkansas.. I mean what would you think if some guy says buy a goat and a jar of vaseline then meet me at this back water address in the middle of Hickcountry.. I was a bit spooked. Then they start talking about how Hamma likes his men sweet and babyfaced.. I was like umm guys.. Figures that they asked for a picture next and if I was straight or not.. I was scared by this point. Then Rayzer tells me he wants to meet me and to bring my leather bodysuit? I am like umm dude I don’t have one. He was like that’s okay I have a spare and plus I bought this new pretty teddy I can wear when I get to meet you. I am like wtf? He’s like oh don’t worry its like I am a woman or something. Well shit I was about to just bug out at this point, but I will still holding out hope that it was just some sort of weird practical joke. Then, Arglaar speaks up and well at this point I figured at least one sane person would be a member of CDL. Arglaar tells me if I want to be a member I have to dress up in diapers and sit on his lap and call him daddy. GEEEZZ!!! Can you believe this. I guess by my reaction in chat he was a bit surprised and he goes, “shit man don’t be so anal, (then he laughs) well maybe be a bit.. {this scared me..}”… Then he says, “Don’t you know that’s what every new CDL guy has to do.. Its tradition”. Well at this point I was kicking myself for ever considering them. For ever thinking of abandoning =oV=. Thank god we got our private forum or I wouldn’t be able to get this off my chest. I mean I didn’t want to embarrass CDL and I didn’t want them sending their squad of Goat Raping thumb breakers after me. Seriously, that would freak me out.

Well guys sorry I even considering dropping =oV=. Now I really am proud to be a member!

Alek

 

Yeah..

It is a good thing. Wouldn't want stuff like that to get out to the potential recruits. Thank god you can't read that GD.