NOOOOO!!!! Help me!!!

Get over it, a little hard work will do you good. And if you do a really good job I will let you play on the computer tonight. HAHAHA

 

pwned

 

Ok, which is scarier.. posting on here, your discontent towards yard work, or your lady telling you to stfu and stfd on the very same post?

at least you don't have to go through 2 weeks of tuberculosis testing. :/

 

hehehe

 

uh oh

 

Let me fill you in on his yard work:
Open back door, survey yard.
Slip into swimming trunks.
Slip into pool to clean pool.
Survey yard some more.
Realize the grass needs cut.
Relax in pool for another hour.
Realize grass still needs cut.
Relaz in pool for another hour.
Realize he has kids within grass cutting age.
Smile as he heads inside to tell the kids to cut the grass.
Play tribes for hours.
Wife comes home, grass isn't cut.
Blame kids and continue to play game.

Otto's yard work
Tell wife to cut the grass while I am working
Call to make sure she cuts the grass, looks like rain
Get home from work, 90 degrees at 5, yard looks like crap, wife is shopping.
Start cutting the grass.
Burn fingers on hot exhaust while lowering wheels (wonders why wife had them so high)
Cut grass while holding ice bag on fingers.
Chase lizards when they are scared out of hiding.
Cut the back yard.
Edge the yard (ok, love to do that!)
Blow the grass away with blower.
Wife comes home, complains I haven't used the weed wacker.
Wife drinks last cold beverage while watching me week wack.
Kids complain that they are hot and should be at pool.
Rains while I am putting stuff away.
Look at shopping reciepts, cry.

HA HA HA HA HA.

 

OMG! ROFLMAO

 

Hey Mani you got lots of yard work to do and FULL OTTO gave me a great idea I think me and the girls will go shopping instead of helping you and I will make you an ice pack before I leave, it will be in the freezer.

Hey FULL OTTO you keep talking about my pool, maybe its time for you and the family to make a trip and go swimming and if you and Mani are nice I might even let you guys grill out for me and your wife.

 

lol....we finally had a storm here, power was out at work, so they sent us home after an hour, no power= no ac. no ac in phx=me not working. so im home, i have to call back in about an hour, if power is restored, back to work i go. in the meantime, i have to clean the pool out, it was nice and clean yesterday before the storm hit, now it looks like a black cess pool.......nasty nasty.

 

Warchilde, that storm rocked.

In the paper they said a 747 was pushed out onto the runway by the wind.

A FREAKIN 747!!!

 

uh .. groovie ... they have wheels....

 

uh, arglaar, they also have brakes, and an aerodynamic design. That storm must have been wicked.

 

no shit groovie?

damn, didnt think it was that bad.
well, didnt go back to work, but i did work on some other things on my pc's....no pool work tho.

 

Since when did they make planes aerodynamic?