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Oh hell - Lets have another test

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by PumpMonkey, 9 Sep 2002.


  1. PumpMonkey

    PumpMonkey

    At the Death Test I discoverd that -

    "Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    May 30, 2031 at the age of 67 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (26%)
    Cancer (12%)
    Alcoholism (11%)
    Alien Abduction (8%)
    Drowning (8%)"

    Having spent a lot of time in Theatre, I Couldn't give an accurate estimate to Section 5; #13 (other thatn a lot,) but I fear I will die like "the animater" did in Monty Python & The Holy Grail while playing Tribes2....
     
    PumpMonkey, 9 Sep 2002
    #1
  2. Marsman

    Marsman

    "Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:"

    April 28, 2030
    at the age of 70 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (41%)
    Drowning (9%)
    Heart Attack (6%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)

    Hummn... that gives me about another 25 years to play tribes. (Hope my snow skins still fit by then) That will leave me 2 years of laying on the beach before I have to "respawn" somewhere else.:p
     
    Marsman, 9 Sep 2002
    #2
  3. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    September 14, 2049
    at the age of <B>69</B> years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (27%)
    Heart Attack (21%)
    Alcoholism (13%)
    Third Degree Burns (7%)
    Alien Abduction (6%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)


    w00t, if theres any age id pick it would be 69!@#
     
    Hamma, 9 Sep 2002
    #3
  4. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus DragonWolf

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    August 21, 2056
    at the age of 72 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (20%)
    Cancer (20%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Drowning (8%)
    Alien Abduction (7%)
    Third Degree Burns (6%)


    :D
     
    Asmodeus, 9 Sep 2002
    #4
  5. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    August 15, 2045
    at the age of 82 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (26%)
    Heart Attack (14%)
    Homicide (8%)
    Horrible Accident (7%)
    Alien Abduction (6%)
     
    Manitou, 9 Sep 2002
    #5
  6. testflight

    testflight

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    July 22, 2024
    at the age of 57 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (33%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Drowning (7%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Third Degree Burns (5%)


    well now the cancer thing wasn't a surprise...but damn...no chance of an alien abduction...?
     
    testflight, 9 Sep 2002
    #6
  7. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    [​IMG]
     
    mtx, 9 Sep 2002
    #7
  8. Arglaar

    Arglaar

    :rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
    :lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl:
    :rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol:
    :lol::rofl::lol::rofl::lol::rofl:
    Something tells me I need to get out more....
     
    Arglaar, 9 Sep 2002
    #8
  9. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    vgo
     
    Hamma, 9 Sep 2002
    #9
  10. Racewiz

    Racewiz

    OK, here is mine.

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    August 6, 2041
    at the age of 75 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (44%)
    Drowning (11%)
    Homicide (8%)
    Heart Attack (7%)
    Alcoholism (6%)
     
    Racewiz, 10 Sep 2002
    #10
  11. Malone

    Malone Official Cow

    Cancer (1%)
    Heart Attack (2%)
    Drowning (11%)
    Contagious Disease (1%)
    Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (47%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Alcoholism (6%)
    Wild Animal Mauling (26%)

    .........

    OH YEAH! THATS ONE HELLUVA WAY TO DIE! CHOKE MYSELF DURING AN ORGASM...IM SO LUCKY! Maybe a rabid beaver will be knawing on my skull while that happens and make it even more better.
     
    Malone, 10 Sep 2002
    #11
  12. Full Otto

    Full Otto Chain Gun Madman

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    June 25, 2053
    at the age of 88 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (29%)
    Drowning (13%)
    Homicide (12%)
    Heart Attack (12%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)

    Hmm, Guess no more baths for me nor going outside the house, to much chance I die!

    But, I will outlive you all!

    Otto
     
    Full Otto, 10 Sep 2002
    #12
  13. Oed

    Oed

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    September 12, 2002
    at the age of 30 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Contagious Disease (34%)
    Cancer (14%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)


    Im going to die tomorow...later all (grin)
     
    Oed, 10 Sep 2002
    #13
  14. SecMem

    SecMem

    Now, when they say homicide, does that include me committing it? :eek:
     
    SecMem, 10 Sep 2002
    #14
  15. Mrs. Mani

    Mrs. Mani Boss Lady<br><font color="red">Shopping Technician

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    June 6, 2049
    at the age of 79 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (29%)
    Alien Abduction (13%)
    Drowning (12%)
    Heart Attack (10%)
    Alcoholism (8%)
    Homicide (5%)
     
    Mrs. Mani, 10 Sep 2002
    #15
  16. Praetor-Vong

    Praetor-Vong

    January 6, 2046
    at the age of 70 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (22%)
     
    Praetor-Vong, 10 Sep 2002
    #16
  17. Diocletian

    Diocletian

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    May 17, 2066
    at the age of 80 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (31%)
    Heart Attack (24%)
    Alien Abduction (8%)
    Alcoholism (6%)
    Loneliness (6%)
    Drowning (6%)
    Auto-Fellatio (6%)
     
    Diocletian, 10 Sep 2002
    #17

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