OMG! This is SCARY!

let me be the first to say..........

 

yikes. and she was nassssty to begin with.

 

god damn

she's like..

the living dead run over 20 times by a semi-truck, then ressurected to 'service' the many lonely men found in our cities local garbage dumps.

 

Looks like someone was shot out of the ugly gun, hit the ugly tree, beaned every branch on the way down, and was then uncerimoniously beaten with an ugly stick.

THEN she started hooking.

 

Okay you're walking down the street late at night and that thing jumps out from the darkness.

Tell me you wouldn't be scared!

 

If that thing jumped out of a bush at me I would beat it to death. How could the cops blame you? It's a friggen ghoul for god's sake.

 

I'd be scarred to hit it. Who knows what might come out.

*puts hands over eyes*

Make it go away!

 

If she started screaming "Brains, Brains" and try'd to eat me head I would just run away.

 

That's a very good gun. Simple to clean, and almost never jams the AK-47 is the weapon of choice.

Although it is not as acurate as the M16A2 the AK-47 has many advantages.

(1) You could stick the barrel into the sand and when you raise it to fire it will fire. I recommend you don't try this with a M16A2.

(2) You can literally poor sand into the chamber while the gun is firing and, most of the time, it will keep firing! M16A2 will jam immediatly if not just to be a pain in the ass.

(3) The AK-47 was designed for war. The M16A2 was designed for shooting targets.

BUT the M16A2 is more accurate than the AK-47 so Soviets!

 

Well hurry up and shoot her so she wont terrorize my burg.

 

WTF would you need a gun for anyway? Just grab a limb, yank right off and beat that unholy monster back to hell with it!!!

 

Just wear gloves from now on. That's what i'm gonna do now that I know the dead can rise from the grave and become hookers!