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The frozen pork chop incident.

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Om, 23 May 2003.


  1. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    Brad was carelessly flirting with disaster by pulling something out of the freezer without being on his guard, knowing full well how I have a tendency to inadvertently set boobie traps in there. Just after he grabbed the frozen chimichangas we were going to bake for lunch today, fate happened...right there, one toe over from the pinky toe. If I didnt' believe in the porkchop incident myself, I would be questioning the ethnicity of this one toe on Brad's foot.

    ...Of course I didnt' actually see it happen. The toe could be mutating. The man has carried a cell phone for years...not really that close to his foot, but you never know...

    /me sings "One of these toes is not like the others. One of these toes just doesn't belong..."

    I think it's broken and Brad won't go to the doctor. :( Of course I've been making him take anti-inflamatories and I made him ice it and even talked him into taping it to the toe next to it.

    Darn you men for not going to the doctor!

    I'll try to post pics later. <3
     
    Om, 23 May 2003
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  2. Full Otto

    Full Otto Chain Gun Madman

    Rarely can the Doc do anything for a broken toe. If you taped it to the toe next to it you should be fine (I have broken 3 toes this last year in Tae Kwon Do class and that is what they told me to do)

    Otto
     
    Full Otto, 23 May 2003
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  3. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    Ouch, Otto!

    I just hope he doesn't have trouble frolicking on the beach. We're going for a few days before he starts back to work.
     
    Om, 24 May 2003
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  4. WarChilde

    WarChilde DragonWolf

    talk about not being on yer toes.....fer lunch LOL!!

    i had a crankshaft tip over and fall on my foot once.....broke some bone in my foot, was not fun. so, dont walk around the garage without any shoes on with car parts galore.
     
    WarChilde, 24 May 2003
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  5. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    War, a broken bone in the foot is much, much worse than toe!

    News update: My husband broke a frozen pork chop with his toe! He insists on eating these pork chops today...vengeance, you know. We were looking at them and the point of impact pork chop is broken cleanly in half!
     
    Om, 24 May 2003
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  6. Sentrosi

    Sentrosi Protocol Officer Officer

    Officer
    I would suggest getting a chest freezer. I'm trying to convince my wife into getting a freezer. I've had way too many incidents like your husband had with the pork chop. Nothing broken, but I hardly go into the freezer now.
     
    Sentrosi, 24 May 2003
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  7. Ivan

    Ivan DragonWolf

    My Grandparents used to have this one refrigerator that the Freezer was on the bottom. It was cool because I could always sneak into the frozen goodies when I was a kid. :)
     
    Ivan, 24 May 2003
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  8. Diocletian

    Diocletian

    my grandparents still do!!:p
     
    Diocletian, 24 May 2003
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  9. Swift As Feather

    Swift As Feather

    Elevate the foot as much as possible.
    Drink beer
    Ibuprofen 600mg every 8 hours.
    Drink beer.
    Buddy tape the toe to the others.
    Drink beer.
    call your doctor if increasing swelling or redness or pain.
    Take your doctor a beer.
    drink a beer with your doctor.

    Swiftys medical advice.

    Oh ps, wear shoes near the freezer. steel toe preferred. and make up a good story for the accident, nothing more embarrising then having a frozen piece of meat take you out.
     
    Swift As Feather, 29 May 2003
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  10. Om

    Om DragonWolf

    Swifty, Brad wants you to be our family doctor. <3
     
    Om, 29 May 2003
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  11. Derfud

    Derfud

    I'm sure anyone would. Now what would you reccomend for Hemriods? :D
     
    Derfud, 29 May 2003
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  12. WarChilde

    WarChilde DragonWolf

    prolly a new job
     
    WarChilde, 30 May 2003
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  13. Desperado

    Desperado

    Best thread, evAr.
     
    Desperado, 30 May 2003
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  14. Groovie Mann

    Groovie Mann

    There is NOTHING better in this world than a bonafide physician telling you to get wasted :)
     
    Groovie Mann, 30 May 2003
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