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The Pet Peeves Of Dogs

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Arglaar, 15 Apr 2002.


  1. Arglaar

    Arglaar

    Just in case you were sitting around wondering what it is that really ticks dogs off.

    1 . When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good Leg humping.

    2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.

    3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

    4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

    5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

    6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

    7. Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy
    carpet?

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

    10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?

    11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    12. When you pick up the poop piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

    13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

    14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you tard.

    15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?
     
    Arglaar, 15 Apr 2002
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  2. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    16. That stupid shock lance.
     
    Great Dane, 15 Apr 2002
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  3. Diocletian

    Diocletian

    You know your getting ugly when a dog closes its eyes while humping your leg!
     
    Diocletian, 16 Apr 2002
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  4. Rayzer

    Rayzer

    :rofl:
     
    Rayzer, 17 Apr 2002
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  5. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    :|
     
    Great Dane, 17 Apr 2002
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  6. Rayzer

    Rayzer

    14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you tard.


    That made me laugh the hardest. :D
     
    Rayzer, 17 Apr 2002
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  7. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    I liked that one too.
     
    Great Dane, 17 Apr 2002
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  8. Tbeast

    Tbeast Recruitment Officer Officer Elder

    Officer
    yea i think the sweaters are ghey for dogs
     
    Tbeast, 17 Apr 2002
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  9. Komarue

    Komarue

    17. You know what goes on in a dog's head when the dammable "Barker Breakers" go off? "WTF is this? Its noisy, I'll be noisy till it stops" DON'T BUY Barker Breakers Do NOT WORK!


    Kom

    sorry bad experiance with a neighbors dog/barker



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    Komarue, 17 Apr 2002
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  10. Whoha

    Whoha

    they work

    if yours didnt the dog is in a stressful environment or someone went up to the bark free and barked into it to hurt the dog. it has to be able to put 2 and 2 together or it wont work, if the thing goes off seemingly randomly it wont work.
     
    Whoha, 17 Apr 2002
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