The resluts on the cat attack

Alright here's how it happened. My brother in law and I saw the cats sitting outside behind the house through the kitchen window. We both went out the front doors BB guns armed and ready. Now the cats have a shelter under the house on the left side of the house so we made a plan of attack. I would sneak towards them from the right side of the house and he would go left. The idea being that as soon as I would start shooting they would run towards him to get to the shelter. The perfect surprise attack and ambush!

So we moved out. I, having the skills of a ninja, moved quietly through the leaves around the house. When I got within a visual of the cats they had their backs towards me. Apparently my brother in law had made to much noise while moving into position and they had noticed the noise and were watching his position. I krept up on those bad bastage cats. There were four of them... all with their backs towards me. I drew my weapon up to take aim on the enemy cat.. but from my angle only a fragment of him was available for shooting and the rest was behind another innocent cat.

I knew I didn't have much time so, being the soldier I am, I started firing! The cats taken by total surprise scramble and started running for my brother in laws position. One poor cat was so affraid that he charged towards me because they still didn't know where the fire was coming from. As he ran towards me I took aim again and once he saw me I began firing! As they ran around the corner to their shelter I heard my brother in law start unleashing on them. I reloaded and came around the corner to see the results.

Victory... Storm

 

Muawahahhahaha! Dead bodys everywhere! Dead bodys everwhere!

I forgot to kiss my gun and say "Kitty cat.. thou are a villan!"

 

maybe I will considering I never shoot any of them.

 

Oh I'm sorry I forgot to post the second half of the story.

*Narrator*

As MTX takes aim he realizes that if he begins firing into the crowd of cats he will more than likely injure an innocent cat. MTX takes aim at the barrel behind them and opens fire!

The cats, being scared of the noise, begiin fleeing from the area running for their shelter. As one stray cat charges towards MTX in fear, he sees the human taking aim. He jerks around doing a 180 and as he starts bolting MTX opens fire shooting rounds into the grass to scare him more. MTX releases his clip and walks around the corner to find that his brother in law missed every shot.

 

What? I copy and pasted the same message Captain Obvious.


I DIDN'T KILL THEM!!