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This is hilarious!

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Manitou, 31 Jan 2002.


  1. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    Okay, I don't drink anymore, but I had to share this with you all. It is really funny! I think anyone who has ever had a little one too many can remember some of these... :rofl: :rofl:

    Due to increasing products liability litigation,
    American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting yourass kicked. OMG! Is this true!

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible or worse, bulletproof.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

    WARNING: the consumption of alcohol my Mack you tink you kin tipe reale gode.


    Mani
     
    Manitou, 31 Jan 2002
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  2. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    You should read about the new date rape drug that targets males. I posted it over at the KM forum.
     
    Great Dane, 31 Jan 2002
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  3. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    :rofl:
     
    Hamma, 31 Jan 2002
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  4. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Are you laughing at mani's thing, or me for trying to get people to go look in the KM forum?
     
    Great Dane, 31 Jan 2002
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  5. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Damn... I'm glad I'm not a drinker. :shock:
     
    mtx, 31 Jan 2002
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  6. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    both :p
     
    Hamma, 31 Jan 2002
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  7. WarChilde

    WarChilde DragonWolf

    no comment
     
    WarChilde, 31 Jan 2002
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