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Thought This was 2 funny...

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by ShadowSkillz, 7 Jul 2003.


  1. A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits
    down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"

    "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and
    gets off at the next stop.

    The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
    "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!"

    "Yeah?", says the hippie.

    "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every
    Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is
    dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous
    powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming
    to be God."

    The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the
    cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

    "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about
    his face. "Have sex with me."

    The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict
    himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her
    virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with
    her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with
    a flourish.

    "Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"

    "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!
     
  2. :D

    Saw that coming :p
     
  3. Thank you for the laughs again ShadowSkillz
     
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    something i got from my mom today



    This little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been
    sitting there for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver stops
    next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swallow.

    The poor little guy starts crying.

    "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. I'll
    buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

    This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't
    do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my
    boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I
    have no
    insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered I had
    forgotten my wallet in it. At home found mywife in bed with the gardener. So I
    came to this bar and was thinking about putting an end to my life, and you
    show up and drink the damn poison."
     

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