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Toucha toucha toucha touch me!

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by PMAN, 3 Dec 2001.


  1. PMAN

    PMAN

    Janet:
    I was feeling done in... couldn't win
    I'd only ever kissed before.

    Columbia:
    You mean she...

    Magenta:
    Uh, huh

    Janet:
    I thought there's no use getting
    Into heavy petting
    It only leads to trouble
    And seat wetting.

    Now all I want to know is how to go.
    I've tasted blood and I want more. (More, more, more.)
    I'll put up no resistance. I want toasty the distance
    I've got an itch to scratch. I need assistance.

    Toucha toucha toucha touch me
    I want to be dirty
    Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me
    Creature of the night.

    Then if anything grows, while you pose,
    I'll oil you up and rub you down. (Down, down, down.)
    And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
    You need a friendly hand and I need action.

    Toucha toucha toucha touch me
    I want to be dirty
    Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me
    Creature of the night.

    Columbia:
    Toucha toucha toucha touch me

    Magenta:
    I want to be dirty.

    Columbia:
    Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me,

    Magenta:
    Creature of the night.

    Janet:
    Toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty
    Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night.

    Rocky:
    Creature of the night

    Brad:
    Creature of the night?

    Frank:
    Creature of the night.

    Magenta:
    Creature of the night.

    RiffRaff:
    Creature of the night.

    Columbia:
    Creature of the night.

    Rocky:
    Creature of the night.

    Janet:
    Creature of the night.
     
    PMAN, 3 Dec 2001
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  2. PMAN

    PMAN

    Frank:
    How d'you do, I
    See you've met my
    Faithful handyman.
    He's just a little brought down
    Because when you knocked
    He thought you were the candy man.

    Don't get strung out by the way I look.
    Don't judge a book by its cover.
    I'm not much of a man by the light of day
    But by night I'm one hell of a lover.

    I'm just a sweet transvestite
    From Transexual, Transylvania.

    Let me show you around
    Maybe play you a sound.
    You look like you're both pretty groovy.

    Or if you want something visual
    That's not too abysmal,
    We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

    Brad:
    I'm glad we caught you at home,
    Could we use your phone?
    We're both in a bit of a hurry.

    Janet:
    Right.

    Brad:
    We'll just say where we are,
    Then go back to the car.
    We don't want to be any worry.

    Frank:
    Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
    Well, babies, don't you panic.
    By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
    I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

    I'm just a sweet transvestite
    From Transexual, Transylvania.

    Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
    Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
    I could show you my favourite obsession.
    I've been making a man
    With blond hair and a tan
    And he's good for relieving my... ...tension

    I'm just a sweet transvestite
    From Transexual, Transylvania.

    HIT IT, HIT IT!

    I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
    From Transexual, Transylvania.

    So, come up to the Lab
    and see whats on the slap
    I see you shiver
    with anticipation
    but maybe the rain
    is really to blame
    so I'll remove the cause
    but not the symptom.
     
    PMAN, 3 Dec 2001
    #2
  3. 45 semi

    45 semi

    The first time I saw that flic, I was supposed to meet some people there to see it. Well, they had gotten ripped, and forgot about the time. So, I was standin outside the theater waiting, and its just about to start, so..what the hell.
    I had no clue what to expect, and was quite puzzled at first.The only thing that really bothered me was being hit in the head with a peice of toast! I was PISSED, and jumped up and started yelling. (The guy had to have aimed specifically at my head)
    Keep in mind, this is the first time this flic has been seen here in Fayette-nam, which isnt L.A. or N.Y. by any stretch (Thank God)
    So word about what this movie is all about hasnt gotten around.
    Anyways, ended up going back to see it maybe 50-60 times over the years. First time in 1976 or 77, last time in 1989. Sick of it after the tenth time or so, just went to have something to do and to party with folks. Geez, you could usually get a buzz just breathing in there. The theater owners never tried to put a stop to all the pot smoking going on during the show.
    Bet they really got tired of cleaning up the roachs and spilt beer and toast tho :) Usually that was the only time you had bong water spilled in a public theater hehehe :)
     
    45 semi, 4 Dec 2001
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  4. PMAN

    PMAN

    Yea, those midnight matenees are an...experience.

    The first time my mom saw RHPS was when my father took her to one of those. She said the people there were espically nuts, fighting over who would be Frankenfurter that night...

    Ah! Cest la vie!
     
    PMAN, 4 Dec 2001
    #4
  5. PumpMonkey

    PumpMonkey

    "...It's just a jump to the left..."

    Yea, it was a toss up with my pals for midnight movies....
    The Warriors or Rocky Horror. We usually went to see The Warriors.
    But hey...Life is good all over (and annoyingly so when I play the RHPS soundtrack at work. Loudly.)
    But that's only when they've had enough of my dancing to Tom Jones singing "KISS"
    heh-heh...

    ~PM~
     
    PumpMonkey, 6 Dec 2001
    #5
  6. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    This has got to take the cake for strangest thread name so far.
     
    Hamma, 6 Dec 2001
    #6
  7. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    I second that nomination.
     
    mtx, 7 Dec 2001
    #7
  8. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    Even at this hour, it is still unmatched.
     
    Hamma, 8 Dec 2001
    #8
  9. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Yeah and there has been some shit thrown around since then. I'm surprised WC hasn't come up with something else.
     
    mtx, 8 Dec 2001
    #9
  10. Hamma

    Hamma Commanding Officer Officer

    Officer
    I think this will hold the oddest thread title for some time.
     
    Hamma, 8 Dec 2001
    #10
  11. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    I hopew you're correct.
     
    mtx, 8 Dec 2001
    #11
  12. PMAN

    PMAN

    I'd like to thank the Academy...
     
    PMAN, 8 Dec 2001
    #12
  13. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Don't thank them. It was all me.
     
    Great Dane, 8 Dec 2001
    #13
  14. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon


    Having an affair with the cat?
     
    mtx, 8 Dec 2001
    #14

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