You know you play too much wo

...You go on a beach vacation and find yourself scanning the coast for available quests.

...You wonder what level the lifeguards are and make a note to yourself that they're already buff.

...You notice how many females choose to quest without armor on.

...You check empty bottles on shore for quest items.

...You're irritated that someone's already opened all the clam shells.

...You hope you don't agro the surfers because there are a lot of em and very few good waves to go around.

...All the waves keep breaking. You blame Blizzard.

...You worry about the elite sharks you know are there because you keep finding their teeth on shore.

 

-- You keep referring to the biggest baddest guy on the beach as a Shaman.

 

His name was Greg. Long, blonde dreadlocks and a blue surfboard with crazy swirled etchmarks in it that he waxed every time before running out into the surf. He'd only run out once each afternoon, and he always stayed out till it was too dark to see. No need to put on airs. He knew he was the best and had a friendly, content smile that drew many people to him. ~

 

lol

 

When you see a hot chick and think "Bet that's a dude in real life"

 

You realize you forgot your towel, and you think, "Oh, I'll just hearth back and get it".

 

...then you wear your towel around on your back like a cape to cover up your sunburn and you tell everyone it has +30 fire resistance.

 

... when "Its Up!" "Its Down" "Its up!" "Its down" makes you think of patch day.

 

...you attempt to apply +15 fire ward to your entire party but they keep squirming and moving out of range and saying weird stuff like "It feels greasy," and "It stings my eyes."

 

OMG LOL

 

Man this all is too close to home.