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I have to agree with you.

 

you crack me up.

 

It's not

 

Than what's the point of ?

 

Your needs to go to the vet..

*whispers*

I think he has worms. He keeps dragging his ass.

 

I'm just not in the forum guarding mood these days. Maybe i do need to go to the vet.

 

I'll guard the forum while your gone

 

That's why we made you an Attack Hamster!!

 

Can I have your coulor?

I'll give it back when you come back.

 

Only if you stop spelling like a frenchmen.

 

Hey look I don't mind having a friendly bashing but don't cross the line like that again!

I'd rather be called a Canadian than a Frenchmen!

 

Your the one spells like a Frenchmen not me.

 

Wha?

 

See there you go again Frenchie!!!

 

grrr!

 

My boss is French. Trust me you don't want to be French and definitly not Canadian..

Canadians..

Moose loving Farmers.. or people trying to be something else rather then a moose loving farmer who should be farming.

 

um.. I just don't know what to say./..

 

Okay the French aren't that bad. My Boss, Nathalie, sure does now how to party and when she takes us out she usually pays for the meal and we split the incoming bill for the 5 or 6 bottles of wine we killed. Although, I do admit I've never seen someone more able to work after a hangover then a French national. That should be made a national trait or something. Anyways if you really are French MTX you ever have any Calvados? Now there is a kicker of a liquer. New Years eve of 99 I am in Rambouille, a little town outside paris and I was so blasted off that apple liquer that my fiance wouldn't talk to me for a day afterwards. I think she was a tad embarrased. Although I will say this. The people we know over their still talk about me b/c of that night I was a hit.

She is just very self-centered. I know a few other french people. I work internationally. They are self-centered also, but some friends I have who live in the French Countryside.. They are very nice and hospitiable. I love spending time in the country. I can't stand Lyon and Paris.

Alek

 

I got this from my C.I.A. contact.



FRENCH


Racial Characteristics:

Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language


Good Points:

Invented the blowjob.


Proper Forms of Address:

Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick.


An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:

A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!"