Flying Kitten Picture again

no that isn't right after you beat off do you lick it back up? i don't think so it only can go so far.

 

from the real man test at lotsofjokes.com

Which pet do you want?
A) A cat.
B) A dog.
C) A dog that eats cats.

 

What kind of question is that? Everyone knows the answer is C

 

exactly

 

Dog's hate cats.

 

Unless you have ghey dogs like Arg.

 

Arg has politically correct dogs. They have learned to accept other specis for what they are and do not spread th h8.

Args cat's on the other hand pretend to be just as civilized as the Dogs, but it's all a trick. If a mouse came by and wanted to hang out what do you think would happen? They would eat it!!!

Cat's are just like Terrorists. They infiltrate your homelands, and you think they are just normal old animals and then BANG!!!! The couch is shreaded, and your mad at the dog for not taking action to nutrealize the threat sooner.

I think the best thing for Arg to do is detain he cat's in solitary confinement untill we can interogate them and make sure they are 100% True Blue American cats and will not engage in acts of terrorism!!!

 

But please follow all rules that govern prisoners of war and allow an amnesty international oberver to monitor the proceedings.

 

Yer stuck in an elavator with Sadaam, Hitler, and a Lawyer....you have a gun with 2 bullets, who do you shoot?

 

The Lawer.

 

my self