I was bored

OH YOUR GOD!!! you do it too? man i thought i was the only one.

 

I'm just Anti-Social which means that i really don't like people.

 

What she do? Cheat on you with her CO?

 

you didn't answer the question.

 

That's what she tells you!

 

yah dane talks about her all the time.

 

Nope. Not at all.

 

sure you don't, *nudge nudge*

 

Naw, people can become really offended if you talk about their wives or children. It's one of those lines that you don't cross.

 

oh fine be that way....

 

That's the way they are MTX, once they eat that wedding cake, it slowly disolves their brains.

Mine can never remember where she left her keys, can't hang the cordless up (but can put it down one inch from the base) then complains about the battery being dead, forgets her purse everytime we leave the house just about. Pisses and moans about going to watch us in Taekwondo but won't stay home (afraid we may have fun with out her), spends money like it grows on trees.

But, what can you do.

But she cuts the grass, nudge nudge, wink wink if you know what I mean.

































The Wife Cuts the Grass One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my
lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The
neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that
she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I calmly
replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."


Otto
hmm, she told me she cuts the neighbors grass twice a week to?!?