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Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by 45 semi, 11 Dec 2001.


  1. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    If I saw a 1600 lb bear charging at me I'd do one of these :eek:
     
  2. that dude looks like a cold blooded killer, i wouldnt wanna go campin with him and get drunk and have him mistake me for a bear
     
  3. mtx

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    Damn :dane: he laughs at your jokes and you insult him?
     
  4. Hamma

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    :rofl:
     
  5. Manitou

    Manitou Old War Horse DragonWolf

    The REAL story!

    Okay, here it is... I have a friend I emailed this story to. She has a friend who lives near the guy at Eielson AFB Alaska. He replied filling in details of the bear story... here is the email the guy sent to my friend:
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    -----Original Message-----
    From: Hicks Eric S SSgt 99 ARS/DOT
    Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 8:11 AM
    To: Wilson Rebekah P A1C WRALC/FMFS
    Subject: FW: Bear pics


    This is the real deal about that cussed bear.
    -----Original Message-----
    From: Coleman David A SSgt 99 ARS/DO
    Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 7:50 AM
    To: Hicks Eric S SSgt 99 ARS/DOT
    Subject: FW: Bear pics



    -----Original Message-----
    From: Flint Shane M SSgt 354CS/SCX [mailto:shane.flint@eielson.af.mil]
    Sent: Wednesday, December 12, 2001 12:02 PM
    To: Coleman David A SSgt 99 ARS/DO
    Subject: RE: Bear pics


    Hey Dave
    This bear was killed by a guy who lives three doors down from me on Eielson AFB, he is in the 18Fighter Squadron. Ted (the kid who killed the bear) was hunting bear and seen him from 100 yards away on a Salmon stream and he shot him at ten yards with four shots to the vitals. Official weight by the Alaska Fish and Game was 1865pounds and 11 Feet tall. I seen the bear skull and there was not many rifles that would have made it through that skull. It is suppose to be one of the top 100 bears ever killed. NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUE story.

    Shane

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    Mani
     
  6. Hamma

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    hmm gotta love how stories get twisted around ;)

    nevertheless that guy scares the shit outta me if he lived that close I'd be outi :p
     
  7. mtx

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    That still doesn't tell me what kinda of weapon the bear was shot with. I wanna know! Was he using insane buckshot in a shotgun? hmm no... hmm... ?
     
  8. Great Dane

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    I bet he used his F-18 to shoot it. Nothing like a few sidewinders to the vitals to stop a bear.
     
  9. Hamma

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    That'll do it every time, Or a maverick or 2 ;)
     
  10. Great Dane

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    Suddenly a bear just doesn't seem as scary.
     
  11. mtx

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    Nah use an A10 Thunderbolt 2 on that fucker. F-18 is to high class for such an action.
     
  12. Great Dane

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    The A10 would do the trick. It's a good ground assualt plane.
     
  13. Hamma

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    The gun on the nose of that thing would easily shred that bear till there was nothing left :cool:
     
  14. Great Dane

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    You got that right. One Swiss bear comeing right up!
     
  15. mtx

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    .. and napalm the remains.

    Buawahahah!

    Then it could visit a few people I don't like and drop.. flowers on their houses.
     
  16. Great Dane

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    You can use ftd.com for the flowers.
     

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