"The Endless Fairy Tale"

is a disk jump to safety, I then look around to find...

 

...that my disk jump landed me right smack dab in the middle of a giant pile of...

 

enemy and friendly mines, now the question is, to disc jump or not to disc jump, after taking a few health kits, the decision is to...

 

Greetings,

That is he just got the Galaxy detailed and want to make sure that the mine retardent paint is secure when he also realizes...

 

...the Galaxy tail gun is offline but that's ok because he forgot to purge the waste from the Galaxy lavatory and he's always been known for his resourcefulness in a pinch so he...

 

zip up his pants! Of course this causes...

 

...him to inadvertently press the button that...

 

Greetings,

Drops the Disco Ball from the celing and the saturday night fever soundtrack starts to play...then somebody....

 

does the only thing to do at a time like this................STRUT!!

until...

 

his strutting is mistaken for a mating call by an indigenous life form, an extremely aggressive...

 

Manitou!




The savage moves closer. Drawing his weapon ha gazed into the eyes of the beast. The cold steel in his hand begging to be unleashed when...

 

...the Misses smacks him upside the back of the head with a frying pan for saying that cheerleader was cute. Little did he know it was actually....

 

a nasty little doggy which had been mangled really bad then all of the sudden....

 

Vong appears in his heavy Armour, wondering...

 

where he left that lunchmeat. Soon the thought of his missing lunchmeat drove him to insanity and he began...

 

...a nice frothy ale. But when he got to the pub he realized he'd forgotten his pants and had put on his wife's.....

 

Then realizing that he isn't married he questions whose they are and then a shadow appears at the door and in walks...