The new fastest dieing thread...

Hmmmm... A unicycle eh?

(sigh) ok, I'll give it a go....

pedal-pedal-pedal-light pipe-pedal-wobble-CRASH~!

(Drat)

~PM~

 

*waves*

 

Just what I need - a soft landing~!

~PM~

 

Threads are brought forth into this forum with nothing, and with nothing they depart. So I commend this thread to the ground with loving remembrence, Earth to Earth, Ashes to Ashes, and Dust to Dust...

 

This thread shall rise again!

 

....Does this thread have a subscription of Viagra...?

~PM~

 

Like a phoenix this thread shall rise out of the ashes and live again

 

I think this may come to fisticuffs rayzer

 

Better to be "pissed off" than "Pissed on"


Well, for some that is.

~PM~

 

what about R. Kelly's underage girlfriends?

 

You know... when I saw your post of "R. Kelly" My first thought was...(sharp intake of breath)
Regis and Kelly.
Man... do I *need* to get a job...

~PM~

 

It's time to move beyond step 1 guys. This thread is dead.

1) DENIAL

In the denial stage we refuse to believe what has happened. We try in our mind to tell ourselves that life is as it was before our loss. We can even make believe to an extent by re enacting rituals that we used to go through with our loved one. Making an extra cup of tea for our loved one who is no longer there, rushing back to tell someone that you have met an old friend. Flashing back to times and conversations in the past as though they are here with us now. Introducing someone accidentally by your loved ones name to someone else. They can all be part of this stage.


2) ANGER

We get angry. The anger can manifest itself in many ways. We can blame others for our loss. We can become easily agitated having emotional outbursts. We can even become angry with ourselves. Care must be taken here not to turn this anger inwards. Release of this anger is a far better way to cope with grief in my experience.


3) BARGAINING

Bargaining can be with ourselves or if you are religious with your god. Often we will offer something to try to take away the reality of what has happened. We may try to make a deal, to have our loved one back as they were before the tragic event occurred. It is only human to want thing as they were before.


4) DEPRESSION

Depression is a very likely outcome for all people that grieve for a loss. This is what I would consider the most difficult stage of the five to deal with. There can be a the feeling listlessness and tiredness. You may be bursting helplessly into tears. Feeling like there is no purpose to life any more. Feeling guilty, like everything is your own fault. You may find you feel like you are being punished. Pleasure and joy can be difficult to achieve even from things and activities which you have always gained delight. There can even be thoughts of suicide. There are many different ways in which this stage of grief can manifest itself. If you at any time in this stage feel like doing yourself any harm please do seek professional counseling. Self preservation is a must.


5) ACCEPTANCE

The final stage of grief. It is when you realize that life has to go on. You may still have thoughts of your loved one, but less intense and less frequent. You can here accept your loss. You should now be able to regain your energy and goals for the future. It may take some time to get here but you will.

 

Nope yer wrong great, its alive and well. it found the fountain of youth

 

Looks like Trigger found that same fountian....

 

I'm a little teapot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout when I get all steamed up I start to shout tip me over and pour me out...........................................................BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I see I stopped this little comeback succesfully with my powers of confusion

 

Orange talking...boring.

Must...stay...awa-(thud)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............

~PM~

 

sounds like someone needs some caffeine

EDIT: I think this is worthy of attention here due to the fact that I've had it stuck in my head ever since hear Mr. Mackey from Southpark did his rendition

We are young
Heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield

We are strong, no on can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

You're beggin' me to go, you're makin' me stay
Why do you hurt me so bad
It would help me to know
Do I stand in your way, or am I the best thing you've had
Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why
But I'm trapped by your love and I'm chained to your side

We are young
Heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demads
Love is a battlefield

We are strong, no once can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefiled

We're losing control
Will you turn me away or touch me deep inside
And before this gets old, will it still feel the same
There's no way this will die
But if we get much closer, I could lose control
And if your heart surrenders, you'll need me to hold

We are young
Heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield

We are young
Heartache to heartache we stand
No promises, no demands
Love is a battlefield

We are strong, no one can tell us we're wrong
Searchin' our hearts for so long
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefiled

 

i feel obligated to make a post in this thread.

can't explain it.