The new fastest dieing thread...

*takes a step back*

You hit like a girl!

*walks away*

 

Once I was dating a rather violent pycopath, and we were arguing. Right in the middle of Main Street, and see hit me (closed fist) with everything she had, and I just luaghed and told her "You hit like a girl"

Worst part is, after the police watched her assualt me, they tried to asked her if they should arrest me. Real good thing that the crowd of people that saw it knew I never touched her.

I won't hit girls. Not even if they hit me first.

 

This chick was so nutty, Charles Manson would have thought twice about dating her.

 

Why not Dane? I beat the shit out of my wife. She once told me she wasn't going to go get me a beer from the fridge. I got so mad that that wench diobeied me. First I slapped her for talking back to me. Then I hit her in the stomach and kicked her ass into the kitchen. I grabbed her by the hair. Then I opened the fridge and grabbed out a beer and stuck it against her face and said "When I ask for a beer you get me a beer! You don't talk back you get a beer!"

After that I threw her to the ground and she has been getting me beers ever sense.

 

*cough* Bullshit *cough*

 

Heh I don't even drink beer.. often.

Now don't get me wrong. I would hit my wife and all but there are two problems with me doing that.

(A) I love my wife

(B) She'd probably hit me back.

 

You must like that Puddle of Mud band then.

 

You tell women to "spank" you?

 

ThornBeast---><---Woman

 

Puddle of Mud.

They sign that song "Control" the one that the corrus says "I love the way you smack my ass"

 

Spanking.. hmm

I've come to the conclusion that I shall not try that.