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The new fastest dieing thread...

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Rayzer, 9 Sep 2001.


  1. Rush Hour 2 was dissapointing, 1 is well worth seeing though.

    Seen LOTRs a third time yet? I might go see it again this weekend, i've only seen it once.
     
  2. mtx

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    That was the best potato I have had in a while.

    WHy not Danish? :D
     
  3. Great Dane

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    It's just never been on when i have been watching the tube.

    Rayzer, I saw LoTR 3 times before some people saw it once. I went every night for the first 3 days it was out. I am thinking of going a 4th.
     
  4. mtx

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    I had this terrible dream lastnight. It has been following me all day. I'm in the army and my wife, me, and a few other people are in this cargo box on an Aircraft carrier. We are being lowered off the runway when it falls off the aircraft carrier. I feel strange as we tumble in the air before smacking into the water. As it begins sinking I notice that no water is coming in. Yet it is sinking so I feel I need to escape. My wife is on the other side of the room.

    Everyone is confused and no one is giving orders. I jump across the room and grab my wifes hand. We were in our jungle BDU's. I told her to hold her breath and forced the door open. Water rushed into the cargo container and I held onto her tight we began swimming to the top when I let go of her hand so I could swim better.

    I reached the surface and looked around. There was debre and other boats in the water searching for people. They saw me but I didn't care. I kept looking for other survivers then it hit me. Where was my wife! I refused to get on a boat and kept swimming around screaming her name. I came across some shotgun shells but no wife. I searched endlessly but yet to no prevail. That's when I woke up.
     
  5. Great Dane

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    Dude, she's a Mermaid and just went home for a few. She will be back later.
     
  6. mtx

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    That explains.. hmm not here Dr. Pepper addiction.
     
  7. I move to ban mtx's dreams from this thread, is there a second?
     
  8. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    His nightmares are still ok right?
     
  9. Big Category: Dreams

    Sub Category 1: Nice Dreams

    Sub Category 2: Sex Dreams

    Sub Category 3: Crazy Shit about his wife Dreams

    Sub Category 4: Nightmares

    Sub Category 5: Ghey Sex Dreams

    Sub Category 6: Any dreams that do not fit into 1-5

    Since all dreams are being elimintaed, nightmares would not be allowed either. Think parent-child relationship, we are banning the parent, meaning the children sure as hell ain't allowed to come.

    Do I have a second?
     
  10. mtx

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    You've had your chance to kill this thread and you failed. So now we are taking over. Sit down Rayzer!

    :D
     
  11. Great Dane

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    Can MLK still have his dreams in here?
     
  12. Hamma

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    Officer
    Not unless u want to get sued for copyright infringment
     
  13. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Martin Luther King copy righted his Dreams?
     
  14. mtx

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    Hey a 4 day military weekend is coming up!
     
  15. Hamma

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    There was a story on 60 mins about MLK and his speeches, people get sued like crazy if they use any line of his speech without permission. And they charge a fee to use it
     
  16. mtx

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    Yeah he doesn't have enough money and needs more. :rolleyes:
     
  17. He who dies with the most toys...
     
  18. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Still Dies.
     
  19. mtx

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    Death is the only constant in life.
     
  20. mtx

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    Though I know this.. I have a dream.

    *looks at MTL lawyers*

    *finger*


    It's always the same dream.

    *Max payne style*

    I enter the house. Somewhere the baby is crying.
     

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