The new fastest dieing thread...

Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt
great (yes, just like Tony the Tiger: GREAAAAAAT). Anyway, he just
felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared at
him: "WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE ANIMALS?" And this poor
quaking little monkey replied: "You are of course, no one is mightier
than you." A little while later this tiger confronts a deer, and just
bellows out: "WHO IS THE GREATEST AND STRONGEST OF ALL THE JUNGLE
ANIMALS?" The deer is shaking so hard it can barely speak, but manages
to stammer: "Oh great tiger, you are by far the mightiest animal in the
jungle." The tiger, being on a roll, swaggered, up to an elephant that
was quietly munching on some weeds, and roared at the top of his voice:
"WHO IS THE MIGHTIEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE JUNGLE?" Well, this
elephant grabs the tiger with his trunk, picks him up, slams him down;
picks him up again, and shakes him until the tiger is just a blur of
orange and black; and finally throws him violently into a nearby tree.
The tiger staggers to his feet and looks at the elephant and says:
"Man, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so
pissed."

 

I like that one

 

No Hamma, that's disturbing.

 

Yup.

 

Shrimping = Sucking an someones toes.

Feltching =

 

Then Arg would be wrong.

Shrimping if sucking on someones toes. They call it Shrimping cause toes can look like little shrimp when you curl them. A friend of mine even one a radio contest because he knew the right answer.

 

Feltching is sucking your own body fluids from someones anus.

 

tmfi

 

Don't blame me.

I tied to be as polite as I could with the explanation.

 

The term your looking for is "Sick"

 

gross?