The new fastest dieing thread...

Fire!

 

{puts some ketchup in hand, throws hand over heart, stiffens up and falls over like a wood plank}Ya got meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........................

 

mmmm ketchup arguably the best condiment ever

 

Killll Da Wwaaabittttt
Killll Da Wwaaabittttt

 

One side one side let the rabbit thru!

 

Yes it could be argued but I would have to say the BEST condiment evar would be Mustard if for no other reason then it has the word tard in the name

 

what can't you eat ketchup with and still taste good?

 

Well I would answer that but there are kids around.

 

Best condiment?

Frank's Redhot.


FYI
Salsa has been the best selling condiment, topping (heheh) mustard and the previous number one holder - ketchup.

 

You, sir, are a baffoon!

 

I dunno...I just feel like singing! Join with me...will you? (Play along if you have a guitar or bass handy...if we have both we could start a band!) We could call ourselves - Mani and the Dragonwolves Reign you could play Beer can Bongos. Kai you could play your new guitar, Sentrosi could play the Triangle, BD could play bass, Anyone else?

Our first song:

Are you gonna take me home tonight? D C G
Ah down beside that red fire light D C A
Are you gonna let it all hang out? D G
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round D A D

Hey I was just a skinny lad D
Never knew no good from bad G
But I knew love before I left my nursery D A
Left alone with big fat Fanny D
She was such a naughty nanny G
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me D A D
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band D
Across the wire across the land G
I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way D A
But their beauty and their style D
Went kind of smooth after a while G
Take me to them lovely ladies every time D A D

Oh won't you take me home tonight D C G
Oh down beside your red firelight D C A
Oh and you give it all you got D G
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round D A D G
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round D A D

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes D
And the stiffness in your bones G
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you) D A
Oh but I still get my pleasure D
Still get my greatest treasure G
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me D A D

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (Please) D C G
Oh down beside that red firelight D C A
Oh you gonna let it all hang out? D G
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round D A D G
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round D A D
Get on your bikes and ride
Fat bottomed girls D
Fat bottomed girls D

 

Ok as long as this isnt the new dress code for us all

Shads

 

I disavow any foreknowledge of any of this, and will deny any connection to this - such buffoonery is below me.

 

EEK - a bench mark has been set for buffoonery.

Orange you are in trouble.

 

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Peace put that away...there are kids present!

 

I believe NoS had an idea kinda like that if you ask him but I didn't like it because for some reason I ended up the Yoko Ono of the group in his eyes with Earldawn sooooo......... as for peace having a . it's been no secret that Peace has always had some sort of secret s/he had been hiding from us and now we just know what it is [ j/k peace please don't smack me around like a limp noodle ]