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Twisted List: Things to Never Buy

Discussion in 'General Open/Public Discussion' started by Ivan, 2 Oct 2001.


  1. Twisted List 9/10 (-1 becasue some of the stuff goes where stupidity has never gone before)

    War
     
  2. :whore:
     
  3. Ivan

    Ivan DragonWolf

    You guys haven't whored untill you've whored in Manties!
     
  4. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    :lol:

    So what inspired you to go to that site?
     
  5. Ivan

    Ivan DragonWolf

    It was on the list that started this thread.
     
  6. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Cop: Okay son you free to go...
     
  7. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Cop: You been in my underwear drawer boy?
     
  8. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

  9. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    That's why i glad dogs don't need underwaer :D
     
  10. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Is Tracy your owner? Did she pick you up at the pound or a store?
     
  11. Alekzander

    Alekzander =oV=

    Fool, I was off meeting with representatives of the Treehuggers group and two leaders of the Militant Smokey the Bear militia group.

    We were planning on how to bring down your reign as Guard dog. Ha, the surprises we have awaiting you poor GD. I am afraid that I cannot reveal more. I do not want to endanger our plan.

    Soon all of =oV= will descend upon these forums and blanket the board w/ our tag and spam! Fear our attack fool!

    The one and only Baldwin
     
  12. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    :dane: this sounds like pretty grim news. Look the only chance you have against all of them is to gain me as an allie.

    Make me the official Decepticon and I will defend your forum.

    Otherwise they will destroy you. :(
     
  13. Greetings,

    MTX you have a interesting title..Who gave it to you? ...:hammer: ..Hmnn...maybe if you get good favor you can have your title as Decepticon. :mtx:


    :ayb: :samuria: :ninja: :moss: :hi: :groovy:
     
  14. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Attack Hamster

    That just cracks me up.
     
  15. Mmmm....aTTaCk Hampster... mmmmm.....tastyy.....

    War
     
  16. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    ah DK this shall not be the case for :dane: is :evil:
     
  17. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    In the 8th grade I got suspended from school for 3 days for being the Anti Christ.
     
  18. mtx

    mtx Official Decepticon

    Tell me the detailed version of this story.

    Did you run around in a cape during halloween with a pitch fork screaming. Behold I am the :evil: :dane: and mug peers for their candy? :lol:
     
  19. Great Dane

    Great Dane <B><FONT COLOR="RED">THE LEGENDARY BANNED</FONT></

    Nope. Some stupid kid kept telling me "Your not God, Your Not God". So i grabbed him by the throat and told him "That's right I'm the anti Christ. Now go home and kill your family or I will take your soul to hell!"

    Well the little bastard freaked out and told the princepal. It was kinda fouuny when I walked into her office and saw him sitting there and she said "So....Danny here tells me your the Anti Christ......."

    I guess it was all that Ozzy Ozborne and Iron Maiden I listened to corupting my mind.
     

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