You west coast I east coast

So what the hell? Should I go call her, or wait to see the moive first?

 

You didn't call her last night?!

What the hell Dane. Are you just trying to torcher yourself? Look.. sigh.. call her ASAP. There is no reason to let this build up into a big deal.

Call her and ask her if she would like to go somewhere with you.

[Example begin]

Take her to go play put put golf. While playing talk to her and laugh and be confident. Later take her to dinner. If you run out of things to say mention the golf games you both played. Try to get her to talk about herself. Girls like that stuff. Ask her questions that make her think once she is comfortable with you?

Example of question: "What would you do with a million dollars?"

When you have learned a lot about her use that to your advantage. Show her that you are a confident and happy person. Let her know she can feel comfortable around you.

[Example end]

Exploit her weaknesses to your advatage. Once a woman admires you for your strengths and sees you are not some shallow bastard, which is out to use her, she will open up to you.

Then strike! Let her think that you are "The one" and all that jazz.

If you get two weeks into the relationship I will give you a line to use on her that has never failed me. She will melt in your arms.

 

naw, I'm just gonna go cralw back in my hole and hide from the light.

 

Just call her.

Course I had a bad experience doing that once.

"Hi is Nicole home?"

"Yeah, hold On"

"Hello?"

"Hi, its Sean."

"Who?"

"Sean"

"Who?"

"Sean, I sat by you on the bus......you told me to call you."

"Oh, hi"

"Ummm..I got to go now."

I was like 10, that sucked so bad. But I'm sure things will go better for you.

Dane, its not like she can break your heart yet. The worst that can happen is she says no, or she doesn't remember you. You can just tell us you went out and she was a bitch.

Or she says yes, you go out, you get laid, you never see her again, and you tell us all about it.

Or you go out, you hit it off, start a glorious relationship that leads to marriage and lots and lots of little Great Danes

Just call her

 

The reason I didn't call her last night was becuase I will be seeing her tonight.

Mind you she works at the bar I have been going to at least once a week for the last 4 years. I would have felt pretty silly calling her last night, and then seeing her tonight.

My plan is to see her tonight, make some small talk, and ask her if she would like to go out some time. Then I have a good reason to call her. I will be calling to arrange the date

 

Good plan.

But you could also just walk into the bar, walk up to her, and say, "Nice shoes, wanna fu$#?"

Either way, you're golden.

 

True Story..........

I walked up to this gril in a bar and said "Your my woman now"

She replied "Oh Yeah? You'll have to talk to him about that" (and she points to some little piker)

"Who's that?"

"My Boyfriend"

"Ok, I will go tell him, and then I'm gonna come back and put my tounge in your mouth"

So I walked over to the little guy and said "Dude, I'm stealing your old lady"

Shakey Voice from the little guy "Why?"

Me "Becuase I can"

I then walked back over and put my tounge in her mouth and left the bar with her.

I had really expected the little guy to try and hit me or something, but he later said he thought I was just joking and that I wasn't really gonna steal his girlfriend. I ended up dating her for about 6 months, but things just didn't work out.

 

/me puts hand over his mouth

*cough* bullshit

/me clears throat

*cough* bullshit

 

100% True.

It happened when I was 23 years old, at Past Time Pool Hall on Main St. in Pleasanton, CA and the girls name was Julie.

 

Yep.

She liked to wear overalls, and she sever wore underwear so it made for easy access

 

You wouldn't be saying that if you were thge one that dated her pshyco ass. Why do you think that dude never tried to get her back?

 

I have a couple of funny gurl stories, but if i posted and my wife found out how to read this forum she would be mad at me

 

'Twas Rayzer that didst speak-ith;

/- me laughs hysterically (...and posts this message before my wife comes back into the room...)

~PM~

"Frontenac Chateau, baby
I cross the frontier at ten
I got a whip in my hand, baby
And a girl or a husky
At leather’s end"

 

OK - use these at You're own discretion...
THE WORLD'S BEST PICKUP LINES (Umm...more or less...)

1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
10. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
12. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
13. Can I flirt with you?
14. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
15. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
17. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
19. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
20. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
22. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert]
23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
24. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
25. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
27. So... How am I doin'?
28. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
29. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
30. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
31. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
32. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
33. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
34. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

~PM~

"When we met it was a white hot star
The speed of light between two hearts
It felt like love, it sounds bizarre
But in your eyes I could see so far"

 

Dane you try to hard. Who in their sane mind would believe you had enough nerve to do that?

Next time you wake up remember that Final Fantasy is just a movie.

Dreams do not always become realities